Why men don't lotion their backs???(WOMEN ONLY)

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MrBlackRock

Guest
you should ask a man that question ...........................

simple answer

i cyan reach mi rasshole back

how many fingers you got?
 
:tekdat
wait nah, how yuh come in we chat and cuss we
nah nah nah
well duh yuh cyant reach yuh rasshole back, but ask somebody to help yuh
allyuh can act so damn helpless sometimes, can yuh wipe yuh buttom?
 

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Guest
I does keep meh back well oiled... cant have an ashy back....
plus I does have it lotioned for me ...
 

Panman06

Old School Member
socababy said:
:tekdat
wait nah, how yuh come in we chat and cuss we
nah nah nah
well duh yuh cyant reach yuh rasshole back, but ask somebody to help yuh
allyuh can act so damn helpless sometimes, can yuh wipe yuh buttom?

Allyuh supposed to help us lotion our backs. You have that priveledge.
 

Essiquibo

You worserer than I
USING LOGIC TUH FIGURE YOU OUT...

BajanBlackRock said:
you should ask a man that question ...........................

simple answer

i cyan reach mi rasshole back

how many fingers you got?

if you cyan reach to lotion your back, then....

YOU DOH WIPE YOUR ARSE........ewwwwwwwww...

that's the cocoapebblesshittyasswukkup
 
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Mad Scorpion

Guest
If i could reach it I would cream it!!! So it eh laziness!!!
 

Dougla Ting

Happily Ever After
You can't tell me dat all yuh cyah reach at least certain parts ah yuh back. At least make a blasted attempt nah!!! How de ass no woman eh complaining she cyah reach she back. I does put lotion on my whole back without anybody help. So, what happen to all yuh men?
 
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Mad Scorpion

Guest
Allyuh use to skinin up so allyuh ah lil more flexible so allyuh hand could reach anywhere man ah to carry around all kinda muscles da does make we arms hevier an therefor stiffer as well. Long an short we cyah friggin reach either cream it fuh we or shaaaaadaaaap!!!

STOP FRIGGIN NAGGIN!!!!
 

MuddyAngel

New member
It is just a lack of ambition. Any man who don't cream his back is just a damn SLACKA!!!!

So ladies, the next time you meet a man . . . lookin' good, smellin' good, sound good, and he turns to you one day and says "can you scratch my back?" Tell him "HELL NO!!" "HAUL YAH LAZY ASS AND GO NAH BOY!!"
 
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Mad Scorpion

Guest
We go see wha yuh say when yuh ha to cream mih back fuh mih lata Mrs.:D
 

MuddyAngel

New member
Do I know you MAD SCORPION!! I think you have taken your familiarity with me on IMIX a little too far. Soon people will think we have something goin' on. ;)

That reminds me . . . you mentioned that you don't cream your back, right?

"HAUL YOUR LAZY ASS NAH BOY!!!!" :fyah
 
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Mad Scorpion

Guest
mmm hmmm yeah baby!!!
It seem like skinnin up does ha allyuh in ah rage. Doh worry ah commin to ease yuh tension while yuh cream mih back fuh mih!!:freak
 

Essiquibo

You worserer than I
OKAY MR. AND MRS. LOVE

separate........this is men vs. women week

make up after hours when no one's looking.
 

SSS

Registered User
I feel it because they know we women don't want to touch an ashy back, and they know we will tell them to bring the lotion.
 
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