Why a Trini should not fight a warah (war)

bkhoney

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Running on Trini time, soldiers would be too late to fight
Coolers filled with drinks would take priority over military backpacks
The war would be known as "The Desert Lime"
War supplies would consist of doubles, roti and red solo
Mass surrender would happen because troops kept waving rags in the air
The pilots would go on strike Army tanks would be replaced by unruly Maxi Taxis
Another hot venue for the WASA fete
Patriotic troops would wear red rather than army green
Troops would only advance to the sound of steelpan and brass Nobody would go anywhere without de drinks cart
All dat sand must have some 'shark & bake' to go with it
 

triniprincess76

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bkhoney said:
Running on Trini time, soldiers would be too late to fight
Coolers filled with drinks would take priority over military backpacks
The war would be known as "The Desert Lime"
War supplies would consist of doubles, roti and red solo
Mass surrender would happen because troops kept waving rags in the air :kicks
Good one!
The pilots would go on strike Army tanks would be replaced by unruly Maxi Taxis
Another hot venue for the WASA fete
Patriotic troops would wear red rather than army green
Troops would only advance to the sound of steelpan and brass Nobody would go anywhere without de drinks cart
All dat sand must have some 'shark & bake' to go with it
:headbang Aargh...'bake and shark'...
 
Excellent joke
bkhoney said:
Running on Trini time, soldiers would be too late to fight
Coolers filled with drinks would take priority over military backpacks
The war would be known as "The Desert Lime"
War supplies would consist of doubles, roti and red solo
Mass surrender would happen because troops kept waving rags in the air
The pilots would go on strike Army tanks would be replaced by unruly Maxi Taxis
Another hot venue for the WASA fete
Patriotic troops would wear red rather than army green
Troops would only advance to the sound of steelpan and brass Nobody would go anywhere without de drinks cart
All dat sand must have some 'shark & bake' to go with it
 
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