Uh Trini couple--

dev

Registered User
A newlywed Trini couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies so he said to his new wife, 'Baby, ah coming back.'


'Where yuh going, honey bunny?' asked the wife.


'Ah going by de bar, dahlin. Ah going and drink a beer.'


'The wife said, 'Yuh want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Trinidad & Tobago, Germany, Jamaica, Holland, Guyana, Japan, America, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,


'Yes, sweetness...but by de bar...yuh know...dey have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'Yuh want a frozen glass, puppy face?'


She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, chunkulunks, but by de bar dey have dem cutters that does go down REAL good... Ah wouldn't be long, ah coming back now. Ah promise. OK?'

You want cutters, doo-doo?' She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different cutters: chicken wings, geera pork, fried wantons etc.

'But pumpkin... By de bar... Yuh know...the atmosphere nah.....it have cussin, dirty words and all that...'

'Yuh want cussin sugar plum? Drink yuh f**kin beer in yuh mudda c*nt frozen glass and eat yuh f***in cutters right dey. Yuh marrid now, and yuh ain't goin no f***in where without me! Not ah f**k at dat! Feel yuh f***in smart!



.......and, they lived happily ever after :)

 

Dark & Lovely

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A newlywed Trini couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies so he said to his new wife, 'Baby, ah coming back.'


'Where yuh going, honey bunny?' asked the wife.


'Ah going by de bar, dahlin. Ah going and drink a beer.'


'The wife said, 'Yuh want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Trinidad & Tobago, Germany, Jamaica, Holland, Guyana, Japan, America, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,


'Yes, sweetness...but by de bar...yuh know...dey have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'Yuh want a frozen glass, puppy face?'


She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, chunkulunks, but by de bar dey have dem cutters that does go down REAL good... Ah wouldn't be long, ah coming back now. Ah promise. OK?'

You want cutters, doo-doo?' She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different cutters: chicken wings, geera pork, fried wantons etc.

'But pumpkin... By de bar... Yuh know...the atmosphere nah.....it have cussin, dirty words and all that...'

'Yuh want cussin sugar plum? Drink yuh f**kin beer in yuh mudda c*nt frozen glass and eat yuh f***in cutters right dey. Yuh marrid now, and yuh ain't goin no f***in where without me! Not ah f**k at dat! Feel yuh f***in smart!







.......and, they lived happily ever after :)




lol bwahhhhhhh...and dats why i aint marrying a damn soul!!! :not_i:
 

small_island_descent

Registered User
A newlywed Trini couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies so he said to his new wife, 'Baby, ah coming back.'


'Where yuh going, honey bunny?' asked the wife.


'Ah going by de bar, dahlin. Ah going and drink a beer.'


'The wife said, 'Yuh want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Trinidad & Tobago, Germany, Jamaica, Holland, Guyana, Japan, America, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,


'Yes, sweetness...but by de bar...yuh know...dey have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'Yuh want a frozen glass, puppy face?'


She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, chunkulunks, but by de bar dey have dem cutters that does go down REAL good... Ah wouldn't be long, ah coming back now. Ah promise. OK?'

You want cutters, doo-doo?' She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different cutters: chicken wings, geera pork, fried wantons etc.

'But pumpkin... By de bar... Yuh know...the atmosphere nah.....it have cussin, dirty words and all that...'

'Yuh want cussin sugar plum? Drink yuh f**kin beer in yuh mudda c*nt frozen glass and eat yuh f***in cutters right dey. Yuh marrid now, and yuh ain't goin no f***in where without me! Not ah f**k at dat! Feel yuh f***in smart!



.......and, they lived happily ever after :)

She's hot.
 
M

Mad Scorpion

Guest
Yeah dat sounds about right. He is ah cunt doh, cause from de time she open da door wid all dem beers he was suppose to say aiight I good!
 

TriniDivaWoman

DarkWingDuck
A newlywed Trini couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies so he said to his new wife, 'Baby, ah coming back.'


'Where yuh going, honey bunny?' asked the wife.


'Ah going by de bar, dahlin. Ah going and drink a beer.'


'The wife said, 'Yuh want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Trinidad & Tobago, Germany, Jamaica, Holland, Guyana, Japan, America, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,


'Yes, sweetness...but by de bar...yuh know...dey have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'Yuh want a frozen glass, puppy face?'


She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, chunkulunks, but by de bar dey have dem cutters that does go down REAL good... Ah wouldn't be long, ah coming back now. Ah promise. OK?'

You want cutters, doo-doo?' She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different cutters: chicken wings, geera pork, fried wantons etc.

'But pumpkin... By de bar... Yuh know...the atmosphere nah.....it have cussin, dirty words and all that...'

'Yuh want cussin sugar plum? Drink yuh f**kin beer in yuh mudda c*nt frozen glass and eat yuh f***in cutters right dey. Yuh marrid now, and yuh ain't goin no f***in where without me! Not ah f**k at dat! Feel yuh f***in smart!


.......and, they lived happily ever after :)



:kicks :kicks.....VAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL :shout:
 

up2detime

Registered User
a lie, it dont go down so tall. i been in the situation but i guess i just too stubborn to live happily ever after. gosh why de woman cyan mek de man just go out sometime? :rofl:
 

Da 1 n 0nly Vida

♥bruk d mold wen bawn♥
she right ta infinity!!

wen yu marry .. dat mean yu sekkle down .. meaning YU NA SINGLE NA MORE FOOL .. STAY YU RASS HOME !!

or as italians would say ..
fessacchione figlio di puttana Vaffanculo
(big idiot son of a bytch go fuq yourself)

b/c italian females gon cuss you UP n DOWN .. n you better kno dat means you best stay you rass ina yu yaard!
 
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