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rictash

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What the hell i seeing here dread, i tell you already , sonnylal, did pass by on sunday and he was helping me grate the chese for the pie and he say it break , by mistake,
and furthermore untill you fix my toilet seat , i aint buying back no grater.
 

ttdarkie

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rictash said:
What the hell i seeing here dread, i tell you already , sonnylal, did pass by on sunday and he was helping me grate the chese for the pie and he say it break , by mistake,
and furthermore untill you fix my toilet seat , i aint buying back no grater.
Sonnylal break my grater!!! Wha de hell I seeing here dred?? You know how much trouble I had tuh go tru tuh let customs let me tru wit dat grater?? My expensive, imported grater! Well Ms. Christmas coming up so yuh konw what you'll have to do. And by de way..I already explained to you that I wasn't de one who break de toilet...boboy did break it after he eat yuh callalloo wit de mustard in it.
 

rictash

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ttdarkie said:
Sonnylal break my grater!!! Wha de hell I seeing here dred?? You know how much trouble I had tuh go tru tuh let customs let me tru wit dat grater?? My expensive, imported grater! Well Ms. Christmas coming up so yuh konw what you'll have to do. And by de way..I already explained to you that I wasn't de one who break de toilet...boboy did break it after he eat yuh callalloo wit de mustard in it.
not because you does peanut butte in your chicken and jam in your rice means i does put mustard in callaloo, and you know full well that is you who break the toilet you and them large hips and that extra a$$ you have there. hmmm
anyway Ms lady what you doing this Christmas?
 

ttdarkie

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rictash said:
not because you does peanut butte in your chicken and jam in your rice means i does put mustard in callaloo, and you know full well that is you who break the toilet you and them large hips and that extra a$$ you have there. hmmm
anyway Ms lady what you doing this Christmas?
Yuh so domestic in yuh tinking!! When I went tuh Europe is dey I get de receipes for peanut-butter-ah-la chicken and jam-jam rice..dais gourmet food, but you eh go know nutting bout dat! :rolleyes: And doh talk bout my hips gyurl..Trevor tell me dese is chile bearing hips and dat mih bumpa ova sexy :p Doh be jealous because you straight up and down like 6 o'clock!
For Christmas I was tinking bout inviting Sprangalang and dem over tuh drink some drinks! Ah hear he coming up with Tommy and dem....
 

rictash

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ttdarkie said:
Yuh so domestic in yuh tinking!! When I went tuh Europe is dey I get de receipes for peanut-butter-ah-la chicken and jam-jam rice..dais gourmet food, but you eh go know nutting bout dat! :rolleyes: And doh talk bout my hips gyurl..Trevor tell me dese is chile bearing hips and dat mih bumpa ova sexy :p Doh be jealous because you straight up and down like 6 o'clock!
For Christmas I was tinking bout inviting Sprangalang and dem over tuh drink some drinks! Ah hear he coming up with Tommy and dem....
for real , why you have to show of so, i doh have no friends so i go be paranging by myself this year :p
but wait is what i seeing here
girl this fella who i does ignore everymorning just send me a bouquet filled with a set of leaves and one carnation . and the card say , i have been watching you for a long time and i think you are just right for my cousin , sister boyfriend , brother alvin please check one if you would like to meet him.
but what the rass is this , i never see nothing so yet. how trevor doing he pop the question yet?
 

ttdarkie

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rictash said:
for real , why you have to show of so, i doh have no friends so i go be paranging by myself this year :p
but wait is what i seeing here
girl this fella who i does ignore everymorning just send me a bouquet filled with a set of leaves and one carnation . and the card say , i have been watching you for a long time and i think you are just right for my cousin , sister boyfriend , brother alvin please check one if you would like to meet him.
but what the rass is this , i never see nothing so yet. how trevor doing he pop the question yet?
I ent showing off..dais juss de way I does drop it! :p You eh have no friends? Since when..yuh know you is de mayor ah Brooklyn; one half ah Brooklyn know you and you know de next half! Wwwaaayyyy....so yuh have an admirer??!! Dais de same fellas who does sell gloves and scarves in de subway? Hmmm..he kinda cute..well..except fuh de knock-knee and high bamsee..but say wha..he seem tuh have ah rel nice personality. Gyurl..Trevor say he goh propose Ole Years night because dais when he getting mih ring off layaway.
 

rictash

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ttdarkie said:
I ent showing off..dais juss de way I does drop it! :p You eh have no friends? Since when..yuh know you is de mayor ah Brooklyn; one half ah Brooklyn know you and you know de next half! Wwwaaayyyy....so yuh have an admirer??!! Dais de same fellas who does sell gloves and scarves in de subway? Hmmm..he kinda cute..well..except fuh de knock-knee and high bamsee..but say wha..he seem tuh have ah rel nice personality. Gyurl..Trevor say he goh propose Ole Years night because dais when he getting mih ring off layaway.
Girl you remember the fella from the subway that does sell the gloves and scarfs not him , the one next to him that does be begging for quarters every morning.
Trevor tell you Old years night which old years next year because he said the same thing last year, what is the problem this time, i fine like he playing games,
girl but wait i ain't tell you about Dorathy she give birth to two nice polkadot puppies it is about time that dog make them babies.
 
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rictash

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ttdarkie said:
I never drink water by you yet wha yuh talking 'bout?
You dont' remember the time she did invite we down by she and she cousin, friend , sister did offer we koolaid.:p
 

ttdarkie

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rictash said:
Girl you remember the fella from the subway that does sell the gloves and scarfs not him , the one next to him that does be begging for quarters every morning.
Trevor tell you Old years night whick old years next year because she said the same thing last year, what is the problem this time, i fine like he playing games,
girl but wait i ain't tell you about Dorathy she give birth to two nice polkadot puppies it is about time that dog make them babies.
Ohhhh!! Is de other fella..I cyar remember wha he look like..so yuh like him? I fine it was rel nice he save up he spare change tuh buy you flowers..uh ah I mean..ah flower. *Sigh* I ent go lie..ah really fine Trevor stickin in trute but wha ah go do? He sooo handsome and sexy..when yuh see he ready tuh ramp is pressure! He have nice strong hands and dem sexy bandy legs..and plenty gold chain and ting..and when he come over is always wit some Chinese food or currants roll and ting :p Look it ent have plent man who will walk take a dollar cab to go and get hot currants roll fe he oman in de middle ah winter..so ah go hold on..ah feel he go really do it dis year. Dorathy mek puppies?? Whose de puppy daddies?
 

ttdarkie

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bunjigarlindarlin said:
i doh drink water gyul.... neithe koolaid:rolleyes: ... :kicks.. so wrong house... :p
Oh gosh, sorry gyurl..ah mustbe confusing you wit dem people who living upstairs de boutique on Burnett Hill :p I ain't go drink water from dey again.
 

rictash

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bunjigarlindarlin said:
i doh drink water gyul.... neithe koolaid:rolleyes: ... :kicks.. so wrong house... :p
you sure ?
cause i remember when we did visit i was wearing a black pants with a top with the holes under the arms and my bata sneakers and tt was wearing the strip tube dress with the highheels from bobbies and you did say how we look like something out of vogue. you remember now darlin.
 

rictash

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ttdarkie said:
Ohhhh!! Is de other fella..I cyar remember wha he look like..so yuh like him? I fine it was rel nice he save up he spare change tuh buy you flowers..uh ah I mean..ah flower. *Sigh* I ent go lie..ah really fine Trevor stickin in trute but wha ah go do? He sooo handsome and sexy..when yuh see he ready tuh ramp is pressure! He have nice strong hands and dem sexy bandy legs..and plenty gold chain and ting..and when he come over is always wit some Chinese food or currants roll and ting :p Look it ent have plent man who will walk take a dollar cab to go and get hot currants roll fe he oman in de middle ah winter..so ah go hold on..ah feel he go really do it dis year. Dorathy mek puppies?? Whose de puppy daddies?
is the pothong down the road that come and sleep with meh poodle. girl i still vex if you see these damn puppies looking like they stupid and cute all at the same time i can't sell them now nobody wouldnt want to buy puddlepothong.
and as for the fella in the train i dont' know nah girl i was eyeing this fella name bosie from in the village he kinda short but he cute and he have a job doh mine he does only work 2 days aweek but atleast he could afford to buy me a currants roll once in while. and he living down the road so he could walk and come and see me.
 
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