Chutney MaD Poetry

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Amitabha
Scorpion Sting meh
Feelin ah go dead
Darlin if yuh Love meh
Come lie down in meh bed

Curry Mango and ah solo
Liming watching sparrow and Cro-Cro
On the TV is Austin powers swinging he Mojo

So yuh looking for ah Indian man ?
One who could beat tassa or Pan and not from Iran
Yuh want ah Madrass from Trinidad ?
With Sugar cane cuts, and dasheen bush stains on he hand

Yuh want ah man who could curry this and curry that
Yuh want somebody to make Sada Roti out ah yuh Cyat?
Somebody who could eat plenty Polurie and doh get fat?

Somebody who could Buss Bamboo and light ah Flambo in one Shot
Somebody who could touch ah burning flame and say
“But this thing not hot!!”

Well yuh looking fuh ah Indian Man
One who could hold yuh and Jam
Inside the session

Yuh looking fuh ah Indian Man



Chutney Mad Poetry!

WHO MORE MAD!?
:cool: :fyah :fyah
 
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MrsFlex

not so happy to be happy
always the first to arrive on de scene. brilliant, brilliant. carry one! *inserts clapping hands here*:D
 

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Amitabha
MrsSocaflex said:
always the first to arrive on de scene. brilliant, brilliant. carry one! *inserts clapping hands here*:D
MrsSocaflex baby
How do you do?
Yuh always clapping fuh me
Now I want to clap fuh you :D
so insert your Chutney Mad poem here *..............*

and yeah.....
its ah double dare:D :p
 

DR. SILK

I 1 2 B D 1 2 4 Q
Doubles man one doubles man two
Doubles man make ah doubles fuh true
Slight bara- plenty pepper -no paper
The doubles man get vex and reach fuh he revolver

Roti man twice Roti man trice
Ah eat ah roti from Hoseins and it was nice
Meh belly start to growl like ah gremlin
Pepper start to bite meh between the skin

Divali 2 Divali 4
Ah drink Deyaa oil forever more
Ah buss ah scratch bomb in meh neighbour yard
Up to now deh cant find the Dog name Glad

PLOOOO!! 8 PLOOOOOO!!! 9
The sound of the bamboo yuh hear whole night
Ah blow the smoke to buss again
Ah dragon breath burn off the top of meh brain
 

brownskintrini

Registered User
Come back Ramlogan, come back to me
I miss you and your paratha roti
Yuh tek way all de cane and cassava pone
And all I have left is dis bottle of gramaxone
I wasn't touching up on dat fella ass
I beggin' yuh hard to please put down de cutlass
 

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Amitabha
brownskintrini said:
Come back Ramlogan, come back to me
I miss you and your paratha roti
Yuh tek way all de cane and cassava pone
And all I have left is dis bottle of gramaxone
I wasn't touching up on dat fella ass
I beggin' yuh hard to please put down de cutlass
LOL....... nice!


DANRAJH IN THE CELL
DANRAJH NOT FEELING WELL :music

Is Ramlogan that put Danrajh in Jail

He lucky

Ramlogan was looking to chop up he tail
Danrajh went and thief he chicken and goat
And then take some small change from he winter coat

HURRY HURRY HURRY
DANRAJH WENT FUH CURRY:music

But it was ah trap
And as he walk through the door
......WHAP!!!......


Alas
Ramlogan and Shadow is good friends
Dey cut he ass until he piss he “depends”


MAD
:D
 

slimgyal

twins in full gleee
hi visual

ah went down trini..
an ah hear de song come bata come whine on me
ah look ah round an wha ah see ah batty looking at me
ah grab him by he neck
ah grab him by he waist
and ah wok up meh waistline all up in he face..
when ah leh he go he started to cry
oh gosh gosh.. now its truly ruummm tilll iiii diiiiie.....

:cool:
 

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Amitabha
slimgyal said:
hi visual

ah went down trini..
an ah hear de song come bata come whine on me
ah look ah round an wha ah see ah batty looking at me
ah grab him by he neck
ah grab him by he waist
and ah wok up meh waistline all up in he face..
when ah leh he go he started to cry
oh gosh gosh.. now its truly ruummm tilll iiii diiiiie.....

:cool:

EVERYTIME AH PASSING GIRL YUH GRINDING MASALA
EVERYTIME AH PASSING GIRL YUH GRINDING MASALA
:music
:cool:
 
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