16 Truths

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Pebbles362436

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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

FINAL Thought for the day:

16 Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. :lol
 
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MrBlackRock

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17. If you value your uterus, don't f**k blackrock
 
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Pebbles362436

Guest
MrBlackRock said:
17. If you value your uterus, don't f**k blackrock

:rolleyes: Why you always talking about the size of your private parts on the mix?
 
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MrBlackRock

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Pebbles362436 said:
:rolleyes: Why you always talking about the size of your private parts on the mix?

its all relative, when i'm not using it, it serves as de central cable fah comcast BROADband
 
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amprincess

Guest
MrBlackRock said:
its all relative, when i'm not using it, it serves as de central cable fah comcast BROADband

lmao :lol :lol :lol
 
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MrBlackRock

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Pebbles362436 said:
Amp please don't encourage him. Talk is cheap on imix. :O
how it cheap if yuh could only pay by de POUND?
 
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Pebbles362436

Guest
MrBlackRock said:
how it cheap if yuh could only pay by de POUND?
I think you should participate in a show and tell on imix:secrets
 
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MrBlackRock

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Pebbles362436 said:
I think you should participate in a show and tell on imix:secrets
de server might go down..... or i might get recruited fah a circus
 
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Pebbles362436

Guest
MrBlackRock said:
de server might go down..... or i might get recruited fah a circus
Whatever tickles yuh pickle. But don't quit yuh day job.:O
 

zenzele1

Island Soul's PD
MrBlackRock said:
de server might go down..... or i might get recruited fah a circus
:confused Thought Rock worked for circus already.
Ringling Bajan Brothers. Featuring Roick, Pole and Baxters.

:lol :lol
 
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MrBlackRock

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MysticReveller said:
now look de co-president of de rock fan club show up.
if you find an axe lodged in my back zele did it.. i think she would cut my balls in to grains of sand if she got the chance to
 

Mystic Xtremist

xtremeintl.com
MrBlackRock said:
if you find an axe lodged in my back zele did it.. i think she would cut my balls in to grains of sand if she got the chance to
pebbles would'a beat my head in wit a club if she wasn't so blasted lazy
 

zenzele1

Island Soul's PD
MrBlackRock said:
if you find an axe lodged in my back zele did it.. i think she would cut my balls in to grains of sand if she got the chance to
See, that is why I dont eat beef. Never know what you getting.
 
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Dragon

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Pebbles362436 said:
:rolleyes: Why you always talking about the size of your private parts on the mix?
Because its his only claim to fame . but I am sure you know what they say about men who brag about their piggy
 
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