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Thread: You know it is time to get out of your line of work when............

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    DJ Trixx
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    You know it is time to get out of your line of work when............

    You have a client who has an "Exterminator" company...He calls, and the convo goes like this...

    You: Hello

    Client : Yo..It's you know who...Is my thing ready

    You: Who?

    CLient: Listen, stop messing arounf you piazan......Are my drawings ready

    You: Oh yeah yeah...We still meeting tonight

    Client: Well, I have to attend 2 funerals and a wake, and then after that, gotta go a make sure my extermination tools come in at the Pier tonight....So if yuz gonna be up roun 3ish, I will have one of my guys pick u up/

    You: Umm 3ish...That is kinda late

    *All of a sudden

    Client: Hold on......

    *Client accidentally puts you on a three way call*

    Operator: You are recieveing a collect call from Sing Sing correctional facility... Will you accept the charges.

    Client: Yeah, hurry up

    Some guy: (in a whispering voice) Be at the Pier by 8pm..All the tools are already on board...and there is some chains and rocks on the lower deck...

    Client: Hold on, think my architect may still be on the line... Eh..u there?

    You: *silence*

    Client: *clicks over* So....u like boats?

    You: *hang up*

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    not funny..I think he may be coming to the office now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deejaytrixx
    not funny..I think he may be coming to the office now.
    bbaawwww i tink it is time to get sick and leave

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    Pure madness....
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    Quote Originally Posted by deejaytrixx
    not funny..I think he may be coming to the office now.

    go home..u are sick...
    Some men move mountains
    Some women move men who move mountains
    Most women with mountains move some men
    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

    Queen GodIs

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    cough cough....oh boss man.....

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    DJ Extrodinare Kaotic Intl's Avatar Kaotic Intl is offline
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa

    Throw the dumb Blonde at him let she talk to him...i sure he gine get bored and might kill she first

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    ONE DEEEEEPPP hole onedimple's Avatar onedimple is offline
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    Trixx bwoy,

    Yuh better see if you could hook up wit the make-up artist from "White Chicks" cause finding a new job is ruff nowadays

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    Quote Originally Posted by onedimple
    Trixx bwoy,

    Yuh better see if you could hook up wit the make-up artist from "White Chicks" cause finding a new job is ruff nowadays


    That is a fesible idea....Only if I could pull of being a lesbian.

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    KingBea... Cimo 2's Avatar Cimo 2 is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by deejaytrixx
    not funny..I think he may be coming to the office now.

    Den is a good thing you put this on the WWW( World. Wide. Web) huh? Yeah nice knowing you Trixx....

    *Cimo's rejoice's he won't owe Trixx any money after 3ish*

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    DJ Trixx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cimo 2
    Den is a good thing you put this on the WWW( World. Wide. Web) huh? Yeah nice knowing you Trixx....

    *Cimo's rejoice's he won't owe Trixx any money after 3ish*

    *Looks in 50's roledex for Cimo's address*

    Oh, client,,,y not just meet me by my house...I left the drawings with the dread.

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    Why did you hang up? You should have stayed on the line to macco de scene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs_Scorpion


    Why did you hang up? You should have stayed on the line to macco de scene.
    then the next thing he would of hear was, 'now you know too much, I'm gonna have to kill you'

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