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    Are you having a bad day?

    Are ya havin' a Bad Day?
    Well, then, consider this...


    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.


    Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.


    Having a Bad Day?

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

    A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.


    Still think you are having a Bad Day?

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


    STILL think you're having a Bad Day?

    Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

    The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.


    What?? STILL having a Bad Day?

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


    There now, feeling better?



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    Quote Originally Posted by perez1976

    There now, feeling better?



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    nope, not really but that was pretty funny

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    the first one dropped my jaw.

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    funny stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by WadadliEmpress
    the first one dropped my jaw.
    Why it had to be Pookie though

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    Quote Originally Posted by benjie
    Why it had to be Pookie though
    because Ray Ray had tuh work de psych ward...

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    Quote Originally Posted by benjie
    Why it had to be Pookie though


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    Quote Originally Posted by south'oman
    nope, not really but that was pretty funny

    Que pasa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by perez1976
    Que pasa?
    nada mucho, mami...monday blues, ppl vexing meh spirit and is dat time

    u could brighten my day by putting up another fab pic of yuh "friend" without u in it















    kicks, rezzy

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    nice post...

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    Quote Originally Posted by south'oman
    nada mucho, mami...monday blues, ppl vexing meh spirit and is dat time

    u could brighten my day by putting up another fab pic of yuh "friend" without u in it













    kicks, rezzy



    Girl...well my friend from Red Hill paid me a visit as well...I'm miserable...I have a huge pimple on my forehead and I have been on lunch for the past hour and half....lol!


    I took his pic down..some fass chick send me a PM asking where he lives and where he works..wha di ass is this! No more pics of me or him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by perez1976
    Girl...well my friend from Red Hill paid me a visit as well...I'm miserable...I have a huge pimple on my forehead and I have been on lunch for the past hour and half....lol!


    I took his pic down..some fass chick send me a PM asking where he lives and where he works..wha di ass is this! No more pics of me or him!
    tell me about it, eh...i watching de same PPT pres whole day like i am actually going to do something with it

    yuh lie?! 'oman does real beg fuh tottee dese days boy, like she was going and look him up but yeah gyul, keep yuh face off de 'net cause ppl sick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by south'oman
    tell me about it, eh...i watching de same PPT pres whole day like i am actually going to do something with it

    yuh lie?! 'oman does real beg fuh tottee dese days boy, like she was going and look him up but yeah gyul, keep yuh face off de 'net cause ppl sick!

    I know...some chick name debajan queen..lol!!

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