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    Yeah, I nearly spit out meh $3 iced coffee...

    Hear nah, ignorance MUST be bliss.

    So I sitting here, tired no ass, and I hearing my co-worker going off on her pregnant sister on the phone.

    Apparently, the sister took my coworker's 9-yr old son to pick up some homework from his Chinese friend. So the friend family own a Chinese food restaurant and that's where he had to meet him to get the HW.

    My coworker's sister couldn't find a park so she double parked in the middle of the block and told him to run out and get it from his friend in the restaurant.

    10, 20, 30 mins go by, she cyah see she nephew.

    De aunt decide to go inside and ask de girl who working there if her nephew was here.
    De girl say she see no one.
    De aunt ask her if she saw her brother, de lil chinee boy her nephew came to see.
    De girl say she have no brother, with nuff attitude.

    So my girl decide to call my coworker and tell her she can't find de boy.
    So, my coworker's Greek and all of a sudden I start to hear some Greek cussing.
    I say to myself, time for some coffee.
    So yuh girl Brownskin gone and get she coffee and come back only to hear de coworker on the phone with her son:

    "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU ARE IN!!!! AUNTY SOnSO HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR 30 MINS, NO ONE KNEW WHERE YOU WERE, HOW DARE YOU DO THAT? HOW DARE YOU!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE DONE TO YOU? THEY WOULD HAVE PUT YOU ON A PLANE, SENT YOU TO CHINA AND MADE YOU THEIR SLAVE, DO YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT THEY DO???"

    By dis time now, I trying my damn near hardest to not spit my coffee out, I here DYING with laugh hoping she cyah see me.

    So meh girl cuss him some more and gets off the phone, dis time now she red red red with anger, FUMING!

    So me playing like I eh hear nothing turn and say, "What happen girl?"
    She proceeds to tell me the story and ends by saying, "Brownskin, do you know what they do, those Chinese people, they take lil kids, cut out their organs and sell them on the internet, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!!!"

    Allyuh know my girl so upset she leave work early!!!!
    She say she stopping by the Chinese food restaurant to cuss de girl and tell her that she coming back with the cops and she go charge her with attempted kidnapping!

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    who knows what other chupidness she telling her kid.

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    but wait a min ......ya missing tings let me stop laugh so I can get this out so did the litle boy really go to get his hw,was the grl lying dat she didnt have a brother and what de azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz he was doing so long and wit who grl I real confused
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    And check me nah:

    "Girl, I know, I KNOW bout those Chinese people!"

    When I tell lordsalt he say, "now i know whats in general tso's"

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    i have tears in my eyes right now. i have to pee i laugh so hard at this. OMG!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAHTEE View Post
    but wait a min ......ya missing tings let me stop laugh so I can get this out so did the litle boy really go to get his hw,was the grl lying dat she didnt have a brother and what de azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz he was doing so long and wit who grl I real confused
    De boy went in de restaurant and somehow end up by de friend house, must be take a back entrance, me eh know.
    De girl was lying that she didn't have a brother, she was just being a d!ck.

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    OMG yow ignorance is bliss

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    Quote Originally Posted by zouk View Post
    who knows what other chupidness she telling her kid.
    I know she is a damn dunce.

    She just realize I black like last week, talking about I didn't know you were black if you were from the Caribbean!

    Allyuh, dis is a grown ass woman eh, she had to be bout 39.

    The other day I tell her I was in Swarovski looking at a necklace for my mom.
    You know she turn and tell me, "You're pronouncing it wrong, it's Sa-da-rs-ky"
    I'm like ummm noooooo, actually it's Swarovski.
    She said, "Really? I never knew that's how you said it."

    She ended up spending her lunch break in the bathroom practicing how to say it properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brownskintrini View Post
    De boy went in de restaurant and somehow end up by de friend house, must be take a back entrance, me eh know.
    De girl was lying that she didn't have a brother, she was just being a d!ck.

    I sorry but I need to know all the details ...boy when ppl get mad and really upset the truth does come out.....hmmmm I wonder if it was a black kid what da story would
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    QUOTE=brownskintrini;2550183]I know she is a damn dunce.

    She just realize I black like last week, talking about I didn't know you were black if you were from the Caribbean!

    Allyuh, dis is a grown ass woman eh, she had to be bout 39.

    The other day I tell her I was in Swarovski looking at a necklace for my mom.
    You know she turn and tell me, "You're pronouncing it wrong, it's Sa-da-rs-ky"
    I'm like ummm noooooo, actually it's Swarovski.
    She said, "Really? I never knew that's how you said it."

    She ended up spending her lunch break in the bathroom practicing how to say it properly.[/QUOTE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAHTEE View Post

    I sorry but I need to know all the details ...boy when ppl get mad and really upset the truth does come out.....hmmmm I wonder if it was a black kid what da story would
    She go end up having that child like one simmiedimmie.

    She's obsessed with him, she have like 10 pics of him on her desk, ask me if I know what her husband looks like, not ONE pic of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brownskintrini View Post
    I know she is a damn dunce.

    She just realize I black like last week, talking about I didn't know you were black if you were from the Caribbean!

    Allyuh, dis is a grown ass woman eh, she had to be bout 39.

    The other day I tell her I was in Swarovski looking at a necklace for my mom.
    You know she turn and tell me, "You're pronouncing it wrong, it's Sa-da-rs-ky"
    I'm like ummm noooooo, actually it's Swarovski.
    She said, "Really? I never knew that's how you said it."

    She ended up spending her lunch break in the bathroom practicing how to say it properly.
    oh jeeeeeeeeeeeze she is a real idiot and the sad part is she dosent even know it
    *I have been Born Again*

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