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    Shitsuren Kyuka RenzePenze's Avatar RenzePenze is offline
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    Would u

    send a friend to buy you condoms???

    So here i am in Walgreens today and this girl infront of me on the phone...

    Girl: Shaunda, wah brand you want??

    Girl: I not seeing those.. they got trojans in an orange box... but what size he need?

    Girl: He doh need no extra large... girl please... imma get u them in small

    *Whole line buss out in laughter*...
    The saint and the sinner are just exchanging notes. Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

    The matador wins by avoiding the bull not colliding with him!

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    now you KNOW she did that on purpose

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    Meh spirit is in Greenz Spicekween is offline
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    Too funny

    For all you know there was no one on the other end

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicekween
    Too funny

    For all you know there was no one on the other end

    now thats funny


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    Shitsuren Kyuka RenzePenze's Avatar RenzePenze is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicekween
    Too funny

    For all you know there was no one on the other end
    *dies*
    The saint and the sinner are just exchanging notes. Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

    The matador wins by avoiding the bull not colliding with him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicekween
    Too funny

    For all you know there was no one on the other end

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicekween
    Too funny

    For all you know there was no one on the other end

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicekween
    Too funny

    For all you know there was no one on the other end

    *lmao*

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    LMAO!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bunjigarlindarlin
    send a friend to buy you condoms???

    So here i am in Walgreens today and this girl infront of me on the phone...

    Girl: Shaunda, wah brand you want??

    Girl: I not seeing those.. they got trojans in an orange box... but what size he need?

    Girl: He doh need no extra large... girl please... imma get u them in small

    *Whole line buss out in laughter*...
    Hold on! It have Walgreens in Tobago?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metro Robber
    Hold on! It have Walgreens in Tobago?!
    same thing i was asking.

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    God is my pilot Shandy 2.0's Avatar Shandy 2.0 is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by bunjigarlindarlin
    send a friend to buy you condoms???

    So here i am in Walgreens today and this girl infront of me on the phone...

    Girl: Shaunda, wah brand you want??

    Girl: I not seeing those.. they got trojans in an orange box... but what size he need?

    Girl: He doh need no extra large... girl please... imma get u them in small

    *Whole line buss out in laughter*...
    Oh Lordy...
    "Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe." - Oprah Winfrey

    "If you keep believing in yourself and seek enthusiasm inside your soul, things will get simpler, more spontaneous." ~Paulo Coelho

    "I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader

    Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
    the floor each morning the devil says:
    "Oh Crap, She's up!"

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    Shitsuren Kyuka RenzePenze's Avatar RenzePenze is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metro Robber
    Hold on! It have Walgreens in Tobago?!
    no duffus.. yuh forget u sent me to get the senna for you at the one on Biscayne I know i told u I in Miami


    Slaughter mek yuh nah hush
    The saint and the sinner are just exchanging notes. Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

    The matador wins by avoiding the bull not colliding with him!

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    De Scribe Metro Robber's Avatar Metro Robber is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by bunjigarlindarlin
    no duffus.. yuh forget u sent me to get the senna for you at the one on Biscayne I know i told u I in Miami


    Slaughter mek yuh nah hush

    well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! I didn't know you was in Miami. I'm surprised "Gee" eh tell mih.

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