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    World Cup Rules 4 women

    *World Cup Rules

    *Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives,
    girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in
    general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in
    June/July this year...

    *LIST OF RULES *

    >1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the
    >newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World
    Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail
    to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally
    >ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

    >2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any
    >exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose
    it (your eye).

    3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as
    long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you
    decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right
    after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the
    doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

    4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
    >refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
    >expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up
    the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

    5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
    >fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please
    do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the
    >games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am,
    >unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

    6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is
    losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll
    win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I
    >will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football
    >than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a
    >break up or divorce.

    7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me
    >during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the
    >halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one"
    >game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time
    together".

    8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen
    them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

    9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related
    parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

    a) I will not go,

    b) I will not go, and

    c) I will not go.

    10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a
    >game and his television and sound system is better than mine, we will be
    >there in a flash.

    11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
    >important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you
    >have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we
    >can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

    12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World
    >Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this
    >comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League,
    etc etc.

    Thank you for your cooperation.

    Regards,

    Men of the World
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>

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    okay...i have to do this for
    football
    baseball
    basketball
    boxing
    track-n-field
    soccer...and now the added world cup

    *masturbates in the room*

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    Oh this is so sexist.


    But funny.
    "Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe." - Oprah Winfrey

    "If you keep believing in yourself and seek enthusiasm inside your soul, things will get simpler, more spontaneous." ~Paulo Coelho

    "I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader

    Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
    the floor each morning the devil says:
    "Oh Crap, She's up!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by shandy
    Oh this is so sexist.


    But funny.
    Yup, this is the case for both men and women in my family. We cook early and watch together.....the kids could be robbing a candy store and we wouldn't know about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snapshot
    *World Cup Rules

    *Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives,
    girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in
    general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in
    June/July this year...

    *LIST OF RULES *

    >1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the
    >newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World
    Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail
    to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally
    >ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

    >2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any
    >exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose
    it (your eye).

    3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as
    long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you
    decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right
    after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the
    doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

    4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
    >refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
    >expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up
    the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

    5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
    >fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please
    do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the
    >games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am,
    >unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

    6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is
    losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll
    win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I
    >will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football
    >than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a
    >break up or divorce.

    7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me
    >during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the
    >halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one"
    >game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time
    together".

    8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen
    them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

    9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related
    parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

    a) I will not go,

    b) I will not go, and

    c) I will not go.

    10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a
    >game and his television and sound system is better than mine, we will be
    >there in a flash.

    11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
    >important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you
    >have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we
    >can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

    12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World
    >Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this
    >comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League,
    etc etc.

    Thank you for your cooperation.

    Regards,

    Men of the World
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
    I hope when de month end and de game over yuh can mek yuh tv cook and mek love to yuh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brasilian_Cutie
    Yup, this is the case for both men and women in my family. We cook early and watch together.....the kids could be robbing a candy store and we wouldn't know about it.
    Same thing with my family. We even have people come over to watch with us.
    "Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe." - Oprah Winfrey

    "If you keep believing in yourself and seek enthusiasm inside your soul, things will get simpler, more spontaneous." ~Paulo Coelho

    "I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader

    Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
    the floor each morning the devil says:
    "Oh Crap, She's up!"

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    Amen to this thread......I'll promptly forward this to my girlfriend,lol. When my sports are on please do NOT ask me for attention, I'm occupied. And when it's the World Cup, that grows times 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles362436
    Men
    There's a TV schedule of all the games yuh know. Did you see it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toppa_Toppa
    There's a TV schedule of all the games yuh know. Did you see it?
    Hey girl thanks!!! But no I did not see it. Where is it? They told me they have copy but I did not see it.

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    2006 FIFA World Cup Television Schedule – First Round

    Date No. ET Network Match Site
    June 9 1 11:55 a.m. ESPN2 Germany vs. Costa Rica Munich

    June 9 2 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Poland vs. Ecuador Gelsenkirchen

    June 10 3 9 a.m. ABC England vs. Paraguay Frankfurt

    June 10 4 11:30 a.m. ABC Trinidad & Tobago vs. Sweden Dortmund

    June 10 5 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Argentina vs. Ivory Coast Hamburg

    June 11 6 8:55 a.m. ESPN2 Serbia-Montenegro vs. Netherlands Leipzig

    June 11 7 11:30 a.m. ABC Mexico vs. Iran Nuremburg

    June 11 8 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Angola vs. Portugal Cologne

    June 12 9 8:55 a.m. ESPN2 Australia vs. Japan Kaiserslautern

    June 12 10 11:55 a.m. ESPN2 USA vs. Czech Republic Gelsenkirchen

    June 12 11 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Italy vs. Ghana Hanover

    June 13 12 8:55 a.m. ESPN2 South Korea vs. Togo Frankfurt

    June 13 13 11:55 a.m. ESPN2 France vs. Switzerland Stuttgart

    June 13 14 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Brazil vs. Croatia Berlin

    June 14 15 8:55 a.m. ESPN2 Spain vs. Ukraine Leipzig

    June 14 16 11:55 a.m. ESPN2 Tunisia vs. Saudi Arabia Munich

    June 14 17 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Germany vs. Poland Dortmund

    June 15 18 8:55 a.m. ESPN2 Ecuador vs. Costa Rica Hamburg

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    June 15 19 11:55 a.m. ESPN2 England vs. Trinidad & Tobago Nuremberg

    June 15 20 2:55 p.m. ESPN Sweden vs. Paraguay Berlin

    June 16 21 8:55 a.m. ESPN2 Argentina vs. Serbia-Montenegro Gelsenkirchen

    June 16 22 11:55 a.m. ESPN2 Netherlands vs. Ivory Coast Stuttgart

    June 16 23 2:55 p.m. ESPN Mexico vs. Angola Hanover

    June 17 24 8:55 a.m. ESPN2 Portugal vs. Iran Frankfurt

    June 17 25 11:30 a.m. ABC Czech Republic vs. Ghana Cologne

    June 17 26 2:30 p.m. ABC Italy vs. USA Kaiserslautern

    June 18 27 9 a.m. ABC Japan vs. Croatia Nuremberg

    June 18 28 11:30 a.m. ABC Brazil vs. Australia Munich

    June 18 29 2:30 a.m. ABC France vs. South Korea Leipzig

    June 19 30 8:55 a.m. ESPN2 Togo vs. Switzerland Dortmund

    June 19 31 11:55 a.m. ESPN2 Saudi Arabia vs. Ukraine Hamburg

    June 19 32 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Spain vs. Tunisia Stuttgart

    June 20 33 9:55 a.m. ESPN Ecuador vs. Germany Berlin

    June 20 34 9:55 a.m. ESPN2 Costa Rica vs. Poland Hanover

    June 20 35 2:55 p.m. ESPN Sweden vs. England Cologne

    June 20 36 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Paraguay vs. Trinidad & Tobago Kaiserslautern

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    June 21 37 9:55 a.m. ESPN Portugal vs. Mexico Gelsenkirchen

    June 21 38 9:55 a.m. ESPN2 Iran vs. Angola Leipzig

    June 21 39 2:55 p.m. ESPN Netherlands vs. Argentina Frankfurt

    June 21 40 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Ivory Coast vs. Serbia-Montenegro Munich

    June 22 41 9:55 a.m. ESPN Ghana vs. USA Nuremberg

    June 22 42 9:55 a.m. ESPN2 Czech Republic vs. Italy Hamburg

    June 22 43 2:55 p.m. ESPN Japan vs. Brazil Dortmund

    June 22 44 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Croatia vs. Australia Stuttgart

    June 23 45 9:55 a.m. ESPN Saudi Arabia vs. Spain Kaiserslautern

    June 23 46 9:55 a.m. ESPN2 Ukraine vs. Tunisia Berlin

    June 23 47 2:55 p.m. ESPN Togo vs. France Cologne

    June 23 48 2:55 p.m. ESPN2 Switzerland vs. South Korea Hanover

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    2006 FIFA World Cup Television Schedule – Second Round

    Date No. ET Network Match Site
    June 24 49 10:30 a.m. ABC 1st A vs. 2nd B Munich

    June 24 50 2:55 p.m. ESPN 1st C vs. 2nd D Leipzig

    June 25 51 10:30 a.m. ABC 1st B vs. 2nd A Stuttgart

    June 25 52 2:55 p.m. ESPN 1st D vs. 2nd C Nuremberg

    June 26 53 10:55 a.m. ESPN 1st E vs. 2nd F Kaiserslautern

    June 26 54 2:55 p.m. ESPN 1st G vs. 2nd H Cologne

    June 27 55 10:55 a.m. ESPN 1st F vs. 2nd E Dortmund

    June 27 56 2:55 p.m. ESPN 1st H vs. 2nd G Hanover

    2006 FIFA World Cup Television Schedule – Quarterfinals

    Date No. ET Network Match Site
    June 30 57 10:55 a.m. ESPN Winners – 49 vs. 50 Berlin

    June 30 58 2:55 p.m. ESPN 2 Winners – 53 vs. 54 Hamburg

    July 1 59 10:30 a.m. ABC Winners – 51 vs. 52 Gelsenkirchen

    July 1 60 2:55 p.m. ESPN Winners – 55 vs. 56 Frankfurt

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    2006 FIFA World Cup Television Schedule – Semifinals

    Date No. ET Network Match Site
    July 4 61 2:55 p.m. ESPN Winners – 57 vs. 58 Dortmu
    nd
    July 5 62 2:55 p.m. ESPN Winners – 59 vs. 60 Munich

    2006 FIFA World Cup Television Schedule – Third Place Game

    Date No. ET Network Match Site
    July 8 63 2:55 p.m. ESPN Runner up – 61 vs. 62 Stuttgart

    2006 FIFA World Cup Final on ABC Sports

    Date No. ET Network Match Site
    July 9 64 1:30 p.m. ABC Winners – 61 vs. 62 Berlin



    All times are Eastern; maybe a mod would be so kind as to sticky this thread in the Sports forum for all the people who would like to know the schedule.

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