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    WOMEN are like APPLES and MEN are like WINE

    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
    the tree.
    Most men don't want to reach for
    the good ones because they are
    afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
    from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

    The apples at the top think something is wrong with them , when in
    reality, they're They just have to wait for the right man to come
    along, The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
    tree.

    Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been
    picked.



    Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
    it's up to women to stomp the sh** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tropicalbeauty
    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
    the tree.
    Most men don't want to reach for
    the good ones because they are
    afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
    from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

    The apples at the top think something is wrong with them , when in
    reality, they're They just have to wait for the right man to come
    along, The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
    tree.

    Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been
    picked.



    Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
    it's up to women to stomp the sh** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


    And women wonder why they get horn?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Conscious
    And women wonder why they get horn?


    The funny thing is that alot of women quite enjoy cheap wine.Some even enjoy drinking wine when they fully well know that they cant handle the alcohol and it tends to send them drunk and leads to all kinna crazy behaviour.Some like to drink wine that they know isnt good for their health and for some unknown reason they keep going back and drinking the wine.Some women enjoy wine that is freely shared and sampled by other women,but the wine is so good that they dont mind sharing even though the wine is full of backwash when it comes back to them.Most women dont even know good quality wine when its right in front of them,but they so cheap that they rather spend a little bit of money and sell themselves short,then complain about the quality of the wine.


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    I got this the other morning, certainly made me giggle ...

    Quote Originally Posted by tropicalbeauty
    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
    the tree.
    Most men don't want to reach for
    the good ones because they are
    afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
    from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

    The apples at the top think something is wrong with them , when in
    reality, they're They just have to wait for the right man to come
    along, The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
    tree.

    Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been
    picked.



    Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
    it's up to women to stomp the sh** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skilzman

    The funny thing is that alot of women quite enjoy cheap wine.Some even enjoy drinking wine when they fully well know that they cant handle the alcohol and it tends to send them drunk and leads to all kinna crazy behaviour.Some like to drink wine that they know isnt good for their help and for some unknown reason they keep going back and drinking the wine.Some women enjoy wine that is freely shared and sampled by other women,but the wine is so good that they dont mind sharing even though the wine is full of backwash when it comes back to them.Most women dont even know good quality wine when its right in front of them,but they so cheap that they rather spend a little bit of money and sell themselves short,then complain about the quality of the wine.



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    i think men are like apples too and we need to change the mindset of women who actually believe the grape story. There are so many good men that are left at the top of the tree because women believe that they are all rotten. Don't worry good men, one day a brave good woman will make the journey all the way to the top of the tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skilzman

    The funny thing is that alot of women quite enjoy cheap wine.Some even enjoy drinking wine when they fully well know that they cant handle the alcohol and it tends to send them drunk and leads to all kinna crazy behaviour.Some like to drink wine that they know isnt good for their health and for some unknown reason they keep going back and drinking the wine.Some women enjoy wine that is freely shared and sampled by other women,but the wine is so good that they dont mind sharing even though the wine is full of backwash when it comes back to them.Most women dont even know good quality wine when its right in front of them,but they so cheap that they rather spend a little bit of money and sell themselves short,then complain about the quality of the wine.



    ent!!

    we doh even haffe go into de symbolism of de apples!!

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    lol lol i think conscious took it a little personal

    Quote Originally Posted by tropicalbeauty
    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
    the tree.
    Most men don't want to reach for
    the good ones because they are
    afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
    from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

    The apples at the top think something is wrong with them , when in
    reality, they're They just have to wait for the right man to come
    along, The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
    tree.

    Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been
    picked.



    Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
    it's up to women to stomp the sh** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kamkam
    lol lol i think conscious took it a little personal
    Nah babes, not personally, but if men start talking about stomping women into conformity, we getting verbal licks for being boorish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skilzman

    The funny thing is that alot of women quite enjoy cheap wine.Some even enjoy drinking wine when they fully well know that they cant handle the alcohol and it tends to send them drunk and leads to all kinna crazy behaviour.Some like to drink wine that they know isnt good for their health and for some unknown reason they keep going back and drinking the wine.Some women enjoy wine that is freely shared and sampled by other women,but the wine is so good that they dont mind sharing even though the wine is full of backwash when it comes back to them.Most women dont even know good quality wine when its right in front of them,but they so cheap that they rather spend a little bit of money and sell themselves short,then complain about the quality of the wine.


    You is real kicks yuh know.

    coolbreeze: I agree with your analogy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conscious
    And women wonder why they get horn?

    Good One!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skilzman

    The funny thing is that alot of women quite enjoy cheap wine.Some even enjoy drinking wine when they fully well know that they cant handle the alcohol and it tends to send them drunk and leads to all kinna crazy behaviour.Some like to drink wine that they know isnt good for their health and for some unknown reason they keep going back and drinking the wine.Some women enjoy wine that is freely shared and sampled by other women,but the wine is so good that they dont mind sharing even though the wine is full of backwash when it comes back to them.Most women dont even know good quality wine when its right in front of them,but they so cheap that they rather spend a little bit of money and sell themselves short,then complain about the quality of the wine.


    you are silly ya know
    "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conscious
    Nah babes, not personally, but if men start talking about stomping women into conformity, we getting verbal licks for being boorish.
    Quite true
    “A sharp knife never proclaims it’s sharpness to the world…but the first to fall against it becomes it’s advocate.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by tropicalbeauty
    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
    the tree.
    Most men don't want to reach for
    the good ones because they are
    afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
    from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

    The apples at the top think something is wrong with them , when in
    reality, they're They just have to wait for the right man to come
    along, The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
    tree.

    Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been
    picked.



    Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
    it's up to women to stomp the sh** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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