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Thread: Woman Humps Door Knob...This Is Safe For Work...Just Keep Volume Down.

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    Exclamation Woman Humps Door Knob...This Is Safe For Work...Just Keep Volume Down.

    It starts off innocent....but she loses her sanity about 49 seconds in.

    Heisenberg has a Grizzly Bear Rug in his living room.

    It's not dead however...It's just SCARED TO MOVE.

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    As Long As She Wipes Down That Handle When She Finish; Leh' She Do Wah She Feel Nuh.

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    WTF!!

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    ok...so not only is she probably getting splinters in her hand (i assume it's a wooden door she's getting it in with) , but i'm sure she's bruising damn her pubic bone.

    ah...i reread your title...the knob huh? well now...
    Last edited by ~Fleur-De-Lis~; 10-05-2010 at 12:13 PM.

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    damn...she that hard up for prick?

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    If she found a splinter in her crotch, would that be considered an STD?
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    i dont really know what to say..

    but i feel the need to go wash my hands for some reason
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taj View Post
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    Heisenberg has a Grizzly Bear Rug in his living room.

    It's not dead however...It's just SCARED TO MOVE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinky eyes View Post
    If she found a splinter in her crotch, would that be considered an STD?
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    That was very disturbing.

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    Wait a second.....unless she's got a vag on her inner thigh, she's not using the doorknob, she's using the latch. And those are only smooth on one side. To go up and down would mean she's rubbing a hard flat edge on it. Dunno.....I'm confused.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nica View Post
    damn...she that hard up for prick?
    For a sec when she jump off after humping I though she was going and start sucking de door knob yes.
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    hmmm... is ah big ################ she want...

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