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Thread: Why men don't lotion their backs???(WOMEN ONLY)

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    You worserer than I Essiquibo's Avatar Essiquibo is offline
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    Why men don't lotion their backs???(WOMEN ONLY)

    speak on it ladies.........hard nuts need not apply.

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    I think most of them are just too lazy.

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    you should ask a man that question ...........................

    simple answer

    i cyan reach mi rasshole back

    how many fingers you got?

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    wait nah, how yuh come in we chat and cuss we
    nah nah nah
    well duh yuh cyant reach yuh rasshole back, but ask somebody to help yuh
    allyuh can act so damn helpless sometimes, can yuh wipe yuh buttom?

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    I does keep meh back well oiled... cant have an ashy back....
    plus I does have it lotioned for me ...

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    Originally posted by socababy

    wait nah, how yuh come in we chat and cuss we
    nah nah nah
    well duh yuh cyant reach yuh rasshole back, but ask somebody to help yuh
    allyuh can act so damn helpless sometimes, can yuh wipe yuh buttom?

    Allyuh supposed to help us lotion our backs. You have that priveledge.

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    You worserer than I Essiquibo's Avatar Essiquibo is offline
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    USING LOGIC TUH FIGURE YOU OUT...

    Originally posted by BajanBlackRock
    you should ask a man that question ...........................

    simple answer

    i cyan reach mi rasshole back

    how many fingers you got?

    if you cyan reach to lotion your back, then....

    YOU DOH WIPE YOUR ARSE........ewwwwwwwww...

    that's the cocoapebblesshittyasswukkup

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    Mad Scorpion
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    If i could reach it I would cream it!!! So it eh laziness!!!

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    You can't tell me dat all yuh cyah reach at least certain parts ah yuh back. At least make a blasted attempt nah!!! How de ass no woman eh complaining she cyah reach she back. I does put lotion on my whole back without anybody help. So, what happen to all yuh men?

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    Allyuh use to skinin up so allyuh ah lil more flexible so allyuh hand could reach anywhere man ah to carry around all kinda muscles da does make we arms hevier an therefor stiffer as well. Long an short we cyah friggin reach either cream it fuh we or shaaaaadaaaap!!!

    STOP FRIGGIN NAGGIN!!!!

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    It is just a lack of ambition. Any man who don't cream his back is just a damn SLACKA!!!!

    So ladies, the next time you meet a man . . . lookin' good, smellin' good, sound good, and he turns to you one day and says "can you scratch my back?" Tell him "HELL NO!!" "HAUL YAH LAZY ASS AND GO NAH BOY!!"

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    i guess because the ones who are straight feel they don't need to cream back there...

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    Mad Scorpion
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    We go see wha yuh say when yuh ha to cream mih back fuh mih lata Mrs.

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    Oh GEEEEED!!!!!!

    Essi - yah know it probably dry with caked on shit. YUK!!!!!

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    Do I know you MAD SCORPION!! I think you have taken your familiarity with me on IMIX a little too far. Soon people will think we have something goin' on.

    That reminds me . . . you mentioned that you don't cream your back, right?

    "HAUL YOUR LAZY ASS NAH BOY!!!!"

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