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    Who knows this joke?

    A fella sit down at a corner begging, he have one hand behind he back and one in front begging. Whole day he deh like dat begging everybody dat pass.

    The next day he have out both hands, suh i pass and ask he "oy yesterday yuh had out one hand today yuh have out two, why is dat?"

    He seh "business good suh i decide to open a branch"
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    heard it dis morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by vincyempress View Post
    CC u dus eat nuff corn??

    the joke is not corney..

    it outdate and expired, like tin corn


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ingram_Gordon View Post
    the joke is not corney..

    it outdate and expired, like tin corn


    tommy jospeh buss dat inna calypso spektakular tent inna de 90's
    see the old man knows the joke, i said i heard it dis morning fuh the fuss time, it funny to me, but becasue everybady else hear it and i dont know how fuh deliver a joke it not funny anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassette_craig View Post
    see the old man knows the joke, i said i heard it dis morning fuh the fuss time, it funny to me, but becasue everybady else hear it and i dont know how fuh deliver a joke it not funny anymore.
    Well i never heard it before, and i thought it was funny! Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triniminx View Post
    Well i never heard it before, and i thought it was funny! Thanks!
    yw

    i was watching some paul keens douglas and that was one of his jokes along wid the infamous tante merle ones et al
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassette_craig View Post
    A fella sit down at a corner begging, he have one hand behind he back and one in front begging. Whole day he deh like dat begging everybody dat pass.

    The next day he have out both hands, suh i pass and ask he "oy yesterday yuh had out one hand today yuh have out two, why is dat?"

    He seh "business good suh i decide to open a branch"
    damn, sissy craig. i tell ya stop embarrassing yaself.

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