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    VH1's Inside COPS Documentary

    OK so I was watching this the other night and it totally amazed me the amount of stupid people it really have.

    Scenario #1
    Normal looking woman flags down a cop car to report she has just given a woman in a nearby house $20 for "something" and she didn't get it. The cop asks her what the woman was supposed to give her and she says rock The cop looks at her incredulously and says to her to take him to the woman. When they find the woman and ask her if she took the other womans money for the drugs and aint give her nothing the woman replies "i aint no drug dealer!!! I am a prostitute!" was the look on the cops face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honikane
    OK so I was watching this the other night and it totally amazed me the amount of stupid people it really have.

    Scenario #1
    Normal looking woman flags down a cop car to report she has just given a woman in a nearby house $20 for "something" and she didn't get it. The cop asks her what the woman was supposed to give her and she says rock The cop looks at her incredulously and says to her to take him to the woman. When they find the woman and ask her if she took the other womans money for the drugs and aint give her nothing the woman replies "i aint no drug dealer!!! I am a prostitute!" was the look on the cops face

    LOL



    VH1 is becoming my favorite channel

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    How dumb can you be.


    People(tourists) on south beach used to always ask me for weed.
    I guess because of the dreads.
    eventually I got so tired of it I used to sell hem beedies as weed.

    Most of them smoked it and really thought it was weed.

    If they ever found out who cares?
    My thing was are they really going to tell a cop hey bought fake wed from me? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreadJockey
    How dumb can you be.


    People(tourists) on south beach used to always ask me for weed.
    I guess because of the dreads.
    eventually I got so tired of it I used to sell hem beedies as weed.

    Most of them smoked it and really thought it was weed.

    If they ever found out who cares?
    My thing was are they really going to tell a cop hey bought fake wed from me? lol
    lol you're an a$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreadJockey
    How dumb can you be.


    People(tourists) on south beach used to always ask me for weed.
    I guess because of the dreads.
    eventually I got so tired of it I used to sell hem beedies as weed.

    Most of them smoked it and really thought it was weed.

    If they ever found out who cares?
    My thing was are they really going to tell a cop hey bought fake wed from me? lol
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha they deserve that if they really believe beedies are weed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honikane
    OK so I was watching this the other night and it totally amazed me the amount of stupid people it really have.

    Scenario #1
    Normal looking woman flags down a cop car to report she has just given a woman in a nearby house $20 for "something" and she didn't get it. The cop asks her what the woman was supposed to give her and she says rock The cop looks at her incredulously and says to her to take him to the woman. When they find the woman and ask her if she took the other womans money for the drugs and aint give her nothing the woman replies "i aint no drug dealer!!! I am a prostitute!" was the look on the cops face
    I saw that 1!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honikane
    OK so I was watching this the other night and it totally amazed me the amount of stupid people it really have.

    Scenario #1
    Normal looking woman flags down a cop car to report she has just given a woman in a nearby house $20 for "something" and she didn't get it. The cop asks her what the woman was supposed to give her and she says rock The cop looks at her incredulously and says to her to take him to the woman. When they find the woman and ask her if she took the other womans money for the drugs and aint give her nothing the woman replies "i aint no drug dealer!!! I am a prostitute!" was the look on the cops face
    damn...I missed that one.

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    YU have got tuh be kidding me, damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreadJockey
    How dumb can you be.


    People(tourists) on south beach used to always ask me for weed.
    I guess because of the dreads.
    eventually I got so tired of it I used to sell hem beedies as weed.

    Most of them smoked it and really thought it was weed.

    If they ever found out who cares?
    My thing was are they really going to tell a cop hey bought fake wed from me? lol

    Well if you just happened to sell it to that same cunnyhole she just might have reported yuh

    Scenario #2

    A woman and her husband have big argument and cops come. Come to find out that is not she husband but she boyfriend and she is proceeding to tell the cops "I love my husband and I love my boyfriend but I love my husband more"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreadJockey
    How dumb can you be.


    People(tourists) on south beach used to always ask me for weed.
    I guess because of the dreads.
    eventually I got so tired of it I used to sell hem beedies as weed.

    Most of them smoked it and really thought it was weed.

    If they ever found out who cares?
    My thing was are they really going to tell a cop hey bought fake wed from me? lol

    be careful wid dat.
    a man was just convicted to jail with the intent to sell cocaine even though what he was selling was fake cocaine. de judge said that even though the coke was fake, he packaged it like real cocaine and he getting real jail for it.

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    Elq - I heard about that one lol



    Scenario #3..

    Where cops responds to a domestic violence call

    they see man and his hand is bleeding..his mother tried to call cops and stabbed her son while she was trying to wrestle him away from the phone because there was an order for him to stay away from the house..

    the mans wife is defending the mother, the cops knew something was not clicking..next thing they find out the daughter in law was sleeping with the mother lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutty
    Elq - I heard about that one lol



    Scenario #3..

    Where cops responds to a domestic violence call

    they see man and his hand is bleeding..his mother tried to call cops and stabbed her son while she was trying to wrestle him away from the phone because there was an order for him to stay away from the house..

    the mans wife is defending the mother, the cops knew something was not clicking..next thing they find out the daughter in law was sleeping with the mother lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutty
    Elq - I heard about that one lol



    Scenario #3..

    Where cops responds to a domestic violence call

    they see man and his hand is bleeding..his mother tried to call cops and stabbed her son while she was trying to wrestle him away from the phone because there was an order for him to stay away from the house..

    the mans wife is defending the mother, the cops knew something was not clicking..next thing they find out the daughter in law was sleeping with the mother lol
    Are you making this up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneshot
    Are you making this up?

    It was on Vh1 Cops special.. :devil

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