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    The Prophet Kingmidas's Avatar Kingmidas is offline
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    Valentines Poem That Should Not Be Sent...(lol)

    I want to feel your sweet embrace...
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

    My love, you take my breath away...
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
    but I only slept with you because I was piss'd.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
    empty, and so is your head.

    I thought that I could love no other...
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace...
    If only you could hide your face.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot...
    This describes everything you are not.

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my partner, my beautiful wife...
    Marrying you really screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming...
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    My feelings for you no words can tell...
    Except for, maybe, "Go to Hell".

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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    d orignal nglsh socaholic italgyrl is offline
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    hee hee

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    $ CASH MONEY PROMOTIONS$ Dark & Lovely's Avatar Dark & Lovely is offline
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    too funny!!!
    "TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED
    TOO ANNOINTED TO BE DISAPPOINTED"

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    HA HA HA HA HA !!!!

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    i needed that laugh...
    Some men move mountains
    Some women move men who move mountains
    Most women with mountains move some men
    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

    Queen GodIs

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