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    Uh Trini couple--

    A newlywed Trini couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies so he said to his new wife, 'Baby, ah coming back.'


    'Where yuh going, honey bunny?' asked the wife.


    'Ah going by de bar, dahlin. Ah going and drink a beer.'


    'The wife said, 'Yuh want a beer, my love?'

    She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Trinidad & Tobago, Germany, Jamaica, Holland, Guyana, Japan, America, etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,


    'Yes, sweetness...but by de bar...yuh know...dey have frozen glasses...'

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'Yuh want a frozen glass, puppy face?'


    She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, chunkulunks, but by de bar dey have dem cutters that does go down REAL good... Ah wouldn't be long, ah coming back now. Ah promise. OK?'

    You want cutters, doo-doo?' She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different cutters: chicken wings, geera pork, fried wantons etc.

    'But pumpkin... By de bar... Yuh know...the atmosphere nah.....it have cussin, dirty words and all that...'

    'Yuh want cussin sugar plum? Drink yuh f**kin beer in yuh mudda c*nt frozen glass and eat yuh f***in cutters right dey. Yuh marrid now, and yuh ain't goin no f***in where without me! Not ah f**k at dat! Feel yuh f***in smart!



    .......and, they lived happily ever after :-)


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    yep.....dat is ah Trini woman dey (I eh say Trinbago cuz I eh sure bout dem Bago woman)
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    Quote Originally Posted by dev View Post
    A newlywed Trini couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies so he said to his new wife, 'Baby, ah coming back.'


    'Where yuh going, honey bunny?' asked the wife.


    'Ah going by de bar, dahlin. Ah going and drink a beer.'


    'The wife said, 'Yuh want a beer, my love?'

    She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Trinidad & Tobago, Germany, Jamaica, Holland, Guyana, Japan, America, etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,


    'Yes, sweetness...but by de bar...yuh know...dey have frozen glasses...'

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'Yuh want a frozen glass, puppy face?'


    She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, chunkulunks, but by de bar dey have dem cutters that does go down REAL good... Ah wouldn't be long, ah coming back now. Ah promise. OK?'

    You want cutters, doo-doo?' She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different cutters: chicken wings, geera pork, fried wantons etc.

    'But pumpkin... By de bar... Yuh know...the atmosphere nah.....it have cussin, dirty words and all that...'

    'Yuh want cussin sugar plum? Drink yuh f**kin beer in yuh mudda c*nt frozen glass and eat yuh f***in cutters right dey. Yuh marrid now, and yuh ain't goin no f***in where without me! Not ah f**k at dat! Feel yuh f***in smart!







    .......and, they lived happily ever after :-)




    lol bwahhhhhhh...and dats why i aint marrying a damn soul!!!
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    she damn right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dev View Post
    A newlywed Trini couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies so he said to his new wife, 'Baby, ah coming back.'


    'Where yuh going, honey bunny?' asked the wife.


    'Ah going by de bar, dahlin. Ah going and drink a beer.'


    'The wife said, 'Yuh want a beer, my love?'

    She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Trinidad & Tobago, Germany, Jamaica, Holland, Guyana, Japan, America, etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,


    'Yes, sweetness...but by de bar...yuh know...dey have frozen glasses...'

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'Yuh want a frozen glass, puppy face?'


    She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, chunkulunks, but by de bar dey have dem cutters that does go down REAL good... Ah wouldn't be long, ah coming back now. Ah promise. OK?'

    You want cutters, doo-doo?' She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different cutters: chicken wings, geera pork, fried wantons etc.

    'But pumpkin... By de bar... Yuh know...the atmosphere nah.....it have cussin, dirty words and all that...'

    'Yuh want cussin sugar plum? Drink yuh f**kin beer in yuh mudda c*nt frozen glass and eat yuh f***in cutters right dey. Yuh marrid now, and yuh ain't goin no f***in where without me! Not ah f**k at dat! Feel yuh f***in smart!



    .......and, they lived happily ever after :-)

    She's hot.

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    Yeah dat sounds about right. He is ah cunt doh, cause from de time she open da door wid all dem beers he was suppose to say aiight I good!

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    lol... he shoulda stop when she show he de frozen glass ... damn woman prepare fa he rass ...
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    i like dat one....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetness4Life View Post
    i like dat one....
    yeah ah could definitely see ah Lucian and Yardy woman getting on so too
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    good one.

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    I love it.... just love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Picong View Post
    yeah ah could definitely see ah Lucian and Yardy woman getting on so too
    i think after she showed him the stocked up fridge his mindset woulda change one time...i imagine the wording being very very different for the yardy woman...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dev View Post
    A newlywed Trini couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies so he said to his new wife, 'Baby, ah coming back.'


    'Where yuh going, honey bunny?' asked the wife.


    'Ah going by de bar, dahlin. Ah going and drink a beer.'


    'The wife said, 'Yuh want a beer, my love?'

    She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Trinidad & Tobago, Germany, Jamaica, Holland, Guyana, Japan, America, etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,


    'Yes, sweetness...but by de bar...yuh know...dey have frozen glasses...'

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'Yuh want a frozen glass, puppy face?'


    She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, chunkulunks, but by de bar dey have dem cutters that does go down REAL good... Ah wouldn't be long, ah coming back now. Ah promise. OK?'

    You want cutters, doo-doo?' She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different cutters: chicken wings, geera pork, fried wantons etc.

    'But pumpkin... By de bar... Yuh know...the atmosphere nah.....it have cussin, dirty words and all that...'

    'Yuh want cussin sugar plum? Drink yuh f**kin beer in yuh mudda c*nt frozen glass and eat yuh f***in cutters right dey. Yuh marrid now, and yuh ain't goin no f***in where without me! Not ah f**k at dat! Feel yuh f***in smart!


    .......and, they lived happily ever after :-)



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    a lie, it dont go down so tall. i been in the situation but i guess i just too stubborn to live happily ever after. gosh why de woman cyan mek de man just go out sometime?

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