Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: East of the Anacostia River, MD
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Another bath salt zombie? 'naked, biting man on roof' story making world news - Jacksonville City Buzz | Examiner.com
Beware of the naked man on the roof.
The one who clambered atop a house in Florida put up such a fight it took the father and son homeowers, five cops — and repeated taserings — to subdue him, St. Augustine police reported.
In the midst of the battle, 22-year-old Jeremiah Haughee managed to bite the father and one of the cops — and urinate all over himself.
Haughee’s hellraising finally ended when doctors knocked him out with a tranquilizer. He was charged with burglary and multiple counts of assault and battery and released Sunday after posting $32,000 bond, police said.
The battle began early Saturday morning when a St. Augustine man called cops and told them a stranger had trashed their patio furniture and was sitting on their roof in his birthday suit.
NAKED CRIME SPREE: CARJACKER IN THE BUFF CAUGHT, WAS ONCE RESPECTED ENGLISH TEACHER
When cops arrived, they found the man wrestling with the homeowners on a porch slickened with urine and broken glass — and showing no signs of giving up.
While one of the officers cuffed Haughee, the other ran back to his cruiser for leg shackles. By the time he got back, Haughee had managed to maneuver the handcuffs from behind his back to his front, and was kicking at the cops, police said.
At that point, the officers zapped Haughee with a Taser.
Haughee toppled over a porch railing and landed hard, but got up and started fighting again — apparently unfazed by the fall.
Three more officers arrived and they, too, zapped Haughee and tried to knock him off his feet with knee strikes.
Haughee took a bite out of one officer’s leg before the other officers got a hood over his head and managed to get the shackles on him.
Later, the father told cops that Haughee jumped off the roof, onto his car, and then bounded onto the porch where he tackled him and his son, shattering a picture frame in the process. He said Haughee bit him on the stomach.
The dad said he tossed his gun to his wife in the midst of the struggle because he was afraid he would accidentally shoot his son.
The naked man wasn’t tested for drugs because there was no statute requiring him to take such a test.
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