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    Red face Top 5 reasons why I can't go through with the wedding...

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    1. He is cheap no a$$. (e.g. he makes me store the left-over oil from the fry bakes, suggests that I get my wedding dress from the David's Bridal sale rack etc.,)

    2. the CTA

    3. He leaves his 3-day old jockey shorts and dirty crispy socks for me to wash

    4. He physically abuses me........i get 3rd degree cuts from his jagged toenails and corns

    5. I'M STILL LOOKING FOR HIS PIGGY..maybe it's the glare from the lights

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    Re: Top 5 reasons why I can't go through with the wedding...

    Originally posted by foxxietrini
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    1. He is cheap no a$$. (e.g. he makes me store the left-over oil from the fry bakes, suggests that I get my wedding dress from the David's Bridal sale rack etc.,)

    2. the CTA

    3. He leaves his 3-day old jockey shorts and dirty crispy socks for me to wash

    4. He physically abuses me........i get 3rd degree cuts from his jagged toenails and corns

    5. I'M STILL LOOKING FOR HIS PIGGY..maybe it's the glare from the lights

    I warned you..but you didnt listen!!!

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    Re: Top 5 reasons why I can't go through with the wedding...

    Originally posted by foxxietrini
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    1. He is cheap no a$$. (e.g. he makes me store the left-over oil from the fry bakes, suggests that I get my wedding dress from the David's Bridal sale rack etc.,)

    2. the CTA

    3. He leaves his 3-day old jockey shorts and dirty crispy socks for me to wash

    4. He physically abuses me........i get 3rd degree cuts from his jagged toenails and corns

    5. I'M STILL LOOKING FOR HIS PIGGY..maybe it's the glare from the lights

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Top 5 reasons why I can't go through with the wedding...

    Originally posted by foxxietrini
    to Notorious

    1. He is cheap no a$$. (e.g. he makes me store the left-over oil from the fry bakes, suggests that I get my wedding dress from the David's Bridal sale rack etc.,)

    2. the CTA

    3. He leaves his 3-day old jockey shorts and dirty crispy socks for me to wash

    4. He physically abuses me........i get 3rd degree cuts from his jagged toenails and corns

    5. I'M STILL LOOKING FOR HIS PIGGY..maybe it's the glare from the lights

    LAWD!!!...

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    Re: Top 5 reasons why I can't go through with the wedding...

    Originally posted by foxxietrini
    to Notorious

    1. He is cheap no a$$. (e.g. he makes me store the left-over oil from the fry bakes, suggests that I get my wedding dress from the David's Bridal sale rack etc.,)

    2. the CTA

    3. He leaves his 3-day old jockey shorts and dirty crispy socks for me to wash

    4. He physically abuses me........i get 3rd degree cuts from his jagged toenails and corns

    5. I'M STILL LOOKING FOR HIS PIGGY..maybe it's the glare from the lights

    bbbbbwwwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

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    Re: Re: Top 5 reasons why I can't go through with the wedding...

    Originally posted by Notorious
    I warned you..but you didnt listen!!!
    Notorious fraid somebody all de talk yuh have and yuh aint say nothing yet:p

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