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    The Pope and Tiger woods died on the same day and because of an
    administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to
    heaven.
    The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and
    after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. "However",
    the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

    Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.

    On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and
    they stop to have a chat.

    "Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope. "No problem", replied Tiger
    Woods

    Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven"
    Tiger: "Why is that?"
    Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
    Tiger: "You're a day late"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lieutenant View Post
    The Pope and Tiger woods died on the same day and because of an
    administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to
    heaven.
    The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and
    after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. "However",
    the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

    Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.

    On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and
    they stop to have a chat.

    "Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope. "No problem", replied Tiger
    Woods

    Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven"
    Tiger: "Why is that?"
    Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
    Tiger: "You're a day late"
    That joke is about as tasteless as PETA's ad

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