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~Soca*Train~ · 12-22-2008, 10:03 AM

wtf is that smell?
why must you spread ya ass in front of my face b4 you sit? steeups
damn I'm late I hope this train is late and goes express
hmmmmmmmm so you're missing a thumb............interesting
if this bish hit me with her bag ONE more time............. *train jerks* *elbow biatch HARD* oh oh sorry ma'am
I wonder if this man knows what a shower is?
OH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD what's that growing at the back of his head *stares at bumpy thing every 3-5 minutes*
oooooooooo he's CUTE *strikes a pose*
hmmmmmm so you're wearing a hat, scarf, bubble jacket, leather gloves, long pants, and sandals ??????????? smart
did this facka bade in cologne steups *turns up nose*

feel free to add more

Dark & Lovely · 12-22-2008, 10:05 AM

If this nasty #################### dont stop digging his /her buggas!!!!!

TC · 12-22-2008, 10:07 AM

Please dont let any of these "it" come and start speaking to me.

TriniDivaWoman · 12-22-2008, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by ~Soca*Train~

wtf is that smell?
why must you spread ya ass in front of my face b4 you sit? steeups
damn I'm late I hope this train is late and goes express
hmmmmmmmm so you're missing a thumb............interesting
if this bish hit me with her bag ONE more time............. *train jerks* *elbow biatch HARD* oh oh sorry ma'am
I wonder if this man knows what a shower is?
OH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD what's that growing at the back of his head *stares at bumpy thing every 3-5 minutes*
oooooooooo he's CUTE *strikes a pose*
hmmmmmm so you're wearing a hat, scarf, bubble jacket, leather gloves, long pants, and sandals ??????????? smart
did this facka bade in cologne steups *turns up nose*

feel free to add more

....

funny..

also....i hope she not planning to come and sit nexx to me..when i know it have rell seat ova there....steeupps..

now ah hada move meh bag..

12-22-2008, 10:16 AM

If I am sitting down, and I see somebody who look frowsy sit down or just get up and someone else sat in their seat... I start to wonder who was sitting here before I sat.

~Soca*Train~ · 12-22-2008, 10:23 AM

I know he/she is not gonna to squeeze up next to me *expands self* I'd like to see this facka try...................................... *facka sits* WTF!!!!!!!! *expands more*
*walks in train* *sees there's no seat* *stands in front of the white folk* we all know YOU'RE not going to brooklyn

~Ms. Classy Lady~ · 12-22-2008, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by ~Soca*Train~

I know he/she is not gonna to squeeze up next to me *expands self* I'd like to see this facka try...................................... *facka sits* WTF!!!!!!!! *expands more*
*walks in train* *sees there's no seat* *stands in front of the white folk* we all know YOU'RE not going to brooklyn

i thought i was the only one who did that

:

'Uh oh, here comes another vagrant, lemme close my eyes so they will pass me by without asking me for change'

'if this child don't sit his ass down and stop looking out the damn window into darkness i'ma kick his ass'

'no he did not just sneeze in his hand and hold the pole right after...eeeww'

'uhh wtf, is that somebody's breath?, *looks at passenger next to me* is that funk coming out of his nostrils?? cuz his mouth is closed'

'she shoulda known better than to walk out the house with that track showing....some people have no shame'

'did that ni99a jus touch my ass??'

'oh, so u think because u have your bag on the seat i'm not going to ask you to move it??*steps over to misses* 'excuse me, can you move your bag?' *sits down* i thought so'....

'damn, i'm late again!, i wonder if i can just sneak in the back without boss man seeing me?, i will be ontime tomorrow for sure'......*next day* 'damn late again!' lol

'y do fock allyuh standing up in the blasted doorway!'

TriniDivaWoman · 12-22-2008, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by ~Ms. Classy Lady~

i thought i was the only one who did that

:

'Uh oh, here comes another vagrant, lemme close my eyes so they will pass me by without asking me for change'

'if this child don't sit his ass down and stop looking out the damn window into darkness i'ma kick his ass'

'no he did not just sneeze in his hand and hold the pole right after...eeeww'

'uhh wtf, is that somebody's breath?, *looks at passenger next to me* is that funk coming out of his nostrils?? cuz his mouth is closed'

'she shoulda known better than to walk out the house with that track showing....some people have no shame'

'did that ni99a jus touch my ass??'

'oh, so u think because u have your bag on the seat i'm not going to ask you to move it??*steps over to misses* 'excuse me, can you move your bag?' *sits down* i thought so'....

'damn, i'm late again!, i wonder if i can just sneak in the back without boss man seeing me?, i will be ontime tomorrow for sure'......*next day* 'damn late again!' lol

'y do fock allyuh standing up in the blasted doorway!'

muss be ah chinee

Ms. Hershey · 12-22-2008, 10:54 AM

*aren't you the same "homeless" woman who's been riding this train since i was in high school??*

*cover your damn mouth when you cough/sneeze yuh nasty facka!!* :

*why is it every damn day there's a friggin delay on this train???*

*if you're sick... why the hell did you get on the blasted train??*

*i'm gonna slap this child and his mother if he kicks my pants with his dirty shoes. SIT STILL YUH LIL ANIMAL!!!*

*why the hell is this man attempting to lean on me? am i the door post or something??? (hard nudge) get off me!!!*

*stop leaning over my shoulder to read my paper... GET YUH OWN!!!!*

TriniDivaWoman · 12-22-2008, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Ms. Hershey

*aren't you the same "homeless" woman who's been riding this train since i was in high school??*

*cover your damn mouth when you cough/sneeze yuh nasty facka!!* :

*why is it every damn day there's a friggin delay on this train???*

*if you're sick... why the hell did you get on the blasted train??*

*i'm gonna slap this child and his mother if he kicks my pants with his dirty shoes. SIT STILL YUH LIL ANIMAL!!!*

*why the hell is this man attempting to lean on me? am i the door post or something??? (hard nudge) get off me!!!*

*stop leaning over my shoulder to read my paper... GET YUH OWN!!!!*

oh gawwd...u all killing me......exactly what i does be thinking......

~Soca*Train~ · 12-22-2008, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Ms. Hershey

*aren't you the same "homeless" woman who's been riding this train since i was in high school??*

*cover your damn mouth when you cough/sneeze yuh nasty facka!!* :

*why is it every damn day there's a friggin delay on this train???*

*if you're sick... why the hell did you get on the blasted train??*

*i'm gonna slap this child and his mother if he kicks my pants with his dirty shoes. SIT STILL YUH LIL ANIMAL!!!*

*why the hell is this man attempting to lean on me? am i the door post or something??? (hard nudge) get off me!!!*

*stop leaning over my shoulder to read my paper... GET YUH OWN!!!!*

ah does read people book too

TriniDivaWoman · 12-22-2008, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by ~Soca*Train~

ah does read people book too

ah hate dat...lolol

Ms. Hershey · 12-22-2008, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by ~Soca*Train~

ah does read people book too

it's people like you humbuggin me on de train! lol

Val3nie2debone · 12-22-2008, 11:46 AM

@ this thread....i does be thinking the same thing, esp. the standing in front of a white person

12-22-2008, 12:53 PM

What de fack yuh lookin at, yuh really tink I tryin to rub up on ah ah ugly ole focka like you.

#################### get a job an stop wit de candy sellin shit, yuh way too fockin big fuh dat.

Good lawd dis focka ugly.

lean on meh again an see if ah doh plunge dis letter opener in yuh fockin rib cage

ok so now allyuh goin an start to cuss like ah setta lil fockin imps ova ah seat.

Doh fockin hover cause I pay de same $2, try an squeeze yuh ass ova so focka!

how much more years yuh think yuh could imitate de sound of the closing doors fuh tips? Geh ah new fockin routine by now nah, fock man!!

12-22-2008, 10:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
~Soca*Train~ Will work for credits Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In front of you Posts: 1,061 Credits: 6,583	Thoughts while riding public transportation wtf is that smell? why must you spread ya ass in front of my face b4 you sit? steeups damn I'm late I hope this train is late and goes express hmmmmmmmm so you're missing a thumb............interesting if this bish hit me with her bag ONE more time............. train jerks elbow biatch HARD oh oh sorry ma'am I wonder if this man knows what a shower is? OH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD what's that growing at the back of his head stares at bumpy thing every 3-5 minutes oooooooooo he's CUTE strikes a pose hmmmmmm so you're wearing a hat, scarf, bubble jacket, leather gloves, long pants, and sandals ??????????? smart did this facka bade in cologne steups turns up nose feel free to add more

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Dark & Lovely $ CASH MONEY PROMOTIONS$ Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: brooklyn usa Posts: 10,420 Credits: 23,860	If this nasty #################### dont stop digging his /her buggas!!!!! __________________ "TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED TOO ANNOINTED TO BE DISAPPOINTED"

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