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    :box T! True Hollywood Story

    EXCERPT FROM TONIGHT'S SPECIAL:

    Reporter: So tell us about this cult that you belong to. Imax or something?

    Taina: Islandmix or Imix for short. It's an underground society consisting of a wide variety of social deviants that share the common interests of music and bumpas.

    Reporter: Bumpas? Is that a type of candy?

    Taina: No, it means booty.

    Reporter: Oh, okay. Speaking of booty, you're looking good in them jeans.

    **At this point, one of Taina's posse members, n00ner a.k.a. Siggy Marley, gets up and slaps the reporter in the back of the head, yelling "You betta watch yuh mouth, boy. You know who you're dealin with?"

    Reporter: I apologize, miss. It's just that those low riders got me feenin for some butter pecan. Anyway....I couldn't help but notice that the man who just smacked is quite good looking. Is he your man?

    Taina: That's my boy right there, but it ain'tcha business what we do together. You mess with T, yuh messin wit he. Now wipe that smirk off yuh face before I have him remove your fronts.

    **At this point the reporter becomes extremely nervous and calls for the crew to pause filming

    Tune in tonight for the rest of the interview, exclusive footage of her at various "fetes" and much more!
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    Hey ... I thought I had the monopoly on the I-Entertainment news?

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    Quote Originally Posted by n00ner
    EXCERPT FROM TONIGHT'S SPECIAL:

    Reporter: So tell us about this cult that you belong to. Imax or something?

    Taina: Islandmix or Imix for short. It's an underground society consisting of a wide variety of social deviants that share the common interests of music and bumpas.

    Reporter: Bumpas? Is that a type of candy?

    Taina: No, it means booty.

    Reporter: Oh, okay. Speaking of booty, you're looking good in them jeans.

    **At this point, one of Taina's posse members, n00ner a.k.a. Siggy Marley, gets up and slaps the reporter in the back of the head, yelling "You betta watch yuh mouth, boy. You know who you're dealin with?"

    Reporter: I apologize, miss. It's just that those low riders got me feenin for some butter pecan. Anyway....I couldn't help but notice that the man who just smacked is quite good looking. Is he your man?

    Taina: That's my boy right there, but it ain'tcha business what we do together. You mess with T, yuh messin wit he. Now wipe that smirk off yuh face before I have him remove your fronts.

    **At this point the reporter becomes extremely nervous and calls for the crew to pause filming

    Tune in tonight for the rest of the interview, exclusive footage of her at various "fetes" and much more!
    breds, dey dun move ova tuh sexylucian now

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    Quote Originally Posted by n00ner
    EXCERPT FROM TONIGHT'S SPECIAL:

    Reporter: So tell us about this cult that you belong to. Imax or something?

    Taina: Islandmix or Imix for short. It's an underground society consisting of a wide variety of social deviants that share the common interests of music and bumpas.

    Reporter: Bumpas? Is that a type of candy?

    Taina: No, it means booty.

    Reporter: Oh, okay. Speaking of booty, you're looking good in them jeans.

    **At this point, one of Taina's posse members, n00ner a.k.a. Siggy Marley, gets up and slaps the reporter in the back of the head, yelling "You betta watch yuh mouth, boy. You know who you're dealin with?"

    Reporter: I apologize, miss. It's just that those low riders got me feenin for some butter pecan. Anyway....I couldn't help but notice that the man who just smacked is quite good looking. Is he your man?

    Taina: That's my boy right there, but it ain'tcha business what we do together. You mess with T, yuh messin wit he. Now wipe that smirk off yuh face before I have him remove your fronts.

    **At this point the reporter becomes extremely nervous and calls for the crew to pause filming

    Tune in tonight for the rest of the interview, exclusive footage of her at various "fetes" and much more!
    cyah wait 4 d res

    well yes i sorry for da reporter yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevlocks
    breds, dey dun move ova tuh sexylucian now
    how quickly they forget

    n00ner you are a mess

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevlocks
    breds, dey dun move ova tuh sexylucian now
    You can move all you want. I'm stayin right here.
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by n00ner
    You can move all you want. I'm stayin right here.

    see and that's why when u come to DC in June we gonna hook it up

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    u have 2 much time on yuh hand....
    Quote Originally Posted by n00ner
    EXCERPT FROM TONIGHT'S SPECIAL:

    Reporter: So tell us about this cult that you belong to. Imax or something?

    Taina: Islandmix or Imix for short. It's an underground society consisting of a wide variety of social deviants that share the common interests of music and bumpas.

    Reporter: Bumpas? Is that a type of candy?

    Taina: No, it means booty.

    Reporter: Oh, okay. Speaking of booty, you're looking good in them jeans.

    **At this point, one of Taina's posse members, n00ner a.k.a. Siggy Marley, gets up and slaps the reporter in the back of the head, yelling "You betta watch yuh mouth, boy. You know who you're dealin with?"

    Reporter: I apologize, miss. It's just that those low riders got me feenin for some butter pecan. Anyway....I couldn't help but notice that the man who just smacked is quite good looking. Is he your man?

    Taina: That's my boy right there, but it ain'tcha business what we do together. You mess with T, yuh messin wit he. Now wipe that smirk off yuh face before I have him remove your fronts.

    **At this point the reporter becomes extremely nervous and calls for the crew to pause filming

    Tune in tonight for the rest of the interview, exclusive footage of her at various "fetes" and much more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by n00ner
    You can move all you want. I'm stayin right here.
    spoken like a true man!!!!! dedication go nooner

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    Quote Originally Posted by n00ner
    EXCERPT FROM TONIGHT'S SPECIAL:

    Reporter: So tell us about this cult that you belong to. Imax or something?

    Taina: Islandmix or Imix for short. It's an underground society consisting of a wide variety of social deviants that share the common interests of music and bumpas.

    Reporter: Bumpas? Is that a type of candy?

    Taina: No, it means booty.

    Reporter: Oh, okay. Speaking of booty, you're looking good in them jeans.

    **At this point, one of Taina's posse members, n00ner a.k.a. Siggy Marley, gets up and slaps the reporter in the back of the head, yelling "You betta watch yuh mouth, boy. You know who you're dealin with?"

    Reporter: I apologize, miss. It's just that those low riders got me feenin for some butter pecan. Anyway....I couldn't help but notice that the man who just smacked is quite good looking. Is he your man?

    Taina: That's my boy right there, but it ain'tcha business what we do together. You mess with T, yuh messin wit he. Now wipe that smirk off yuh face before I have him remove your fronts.

    **At this point the reporter becomes extremely nervous and calls for the crew to pause filming

    Tune in tonight for the rest of the interview, exclusive footage of her at various "fetes" and much more!
    hmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taina
    see and that's why when u come to DC in June we gonna hook it up
    Sorullos and Taina...It's gonna be one hell of a weekend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JACHINYGAL
    spoken like a true man!!!!! dedication go nooner
    Soca Ricans fo' liiiife
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    Quote Originally Posted by n00ner
    Sorullos and Taina...It's gonna be one hell of a weekend!


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