Fishing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> > >The guide, holding a net, yelled, "look at the size of that Son
>>of a
>> > > >####################!"
>> > > >
>> > > >"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"
>> > > >
>> > > >No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a ####################
>>fish!"
>> > > >
>> > > >"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a ####################!"
>> > > >Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
>> > > >
>> > > >"Father, that's the biggest Son of a #################### I've ever seen."
>> > > >
>> > > >"Yes, it is a big Son of a ####################. What should I do with it?"
>> > > >
>> > > >"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good
>>as a Son
>> > >of
>> > > >a ####################!"
>> > > >
>> > > >Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.
>> > > >
>> > > >While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary
>>inquired
>> > >about
>> > > >his trip.
>> > > >
>> > > >"Take a look at this big Son of a #################### I caught!"
>> > > >
>> > > >Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"
>> > > >
>> > > >"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a
>>####################
>> > > >fish!"
>> > > >
>> > > >"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of
>>a ####################?"
>> > > >
>> > > >"Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to
>>the taste of
>> > > >a Son of a ####################."
>> > > >
>> > > >Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was
>>scheduled to
>> > > >visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a
>>#################### for his
>> > > >dinner. "I'll even clean the Son of a ####################", she said. As
>>she was
>> > >cleaning
>> > > >the huge fish, the Friar walked in.
>> > > >
>> > > >"What are you doing Sister?"
>> > > >
>> > > >"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a #################### for the new
>>Bishops'
>> > > >dinner."
>> > > >
>> > > >"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your
>>language!"
>> > > >
>> > > >"No, no! , no, it's called a Son of a #################### fish".
>> > > >
>> > > >"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go
>>with it,and
>> > > >that Son of a #################### can be the main course!
>> > > >
>> > > >Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a
>>####################."
>> > > >
>> > > >On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was
>>perfect.
>> > > >The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine,
>>and
>> > > >the fish was excellent.
>> > > >
>> > > >The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get
>>it?"
>> > > >
>> > > >"I caught that Son of a ####################!" proclaimed the proud priest.
>> > > >
>> > > >The Bishop's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.
>> > > >
>> > > >"And I cleaned the Son of a ####################!" exclaimed the Sister.
>> > > >
>> > > >The Bishop sat silent in disbelief.
>> > > >
>> > > >The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a ####################, using a
>>special
>> > > >recipe!"
>> > > >
>> > > >The new Bishop looked around at each of them. Slowly a big
>>smile
>> > > >crept across his face as he said, "You mother fackers are my
>>kind of
>> > > >people."
>> > >
>> >
>> >
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lmao ah nearly choke they yes ah like that one

lmaooooooooooo..hehehhee..