got this in an emailll
http://rent-a-negro.com/negropricing.html
got this in an emailll
http://rent-a-negro.com/negropricing.html
Some men move mountains
Some women move men who move mountains
Most women with mountains move some men
But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley
Queen GodIs
This has to be a joke...right?
This can'be an actual business. LOL
"Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe." - Oprah Winfrey
"If you keep believing in yourself and seek enthusiasm inside your soul, things will get simpler, more spontaneous." ~Paulo Coelho
"I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
the floor each morning the devil says:
"Oh Crap, She's up!"
Oh is this True!!!!.. I need to rent a brother ...shooooot!!!
The saint and the sinner are just exchanging notes. Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
The matador wins by avoiding the bull not colliding with him!
Well then, I'll start a business too!
Rent a West Indian
Shandy's Rent a West Indian
*Explain why my accent is different: $200 Per hour
*Explain the difference between Calypso & Reggae $250 Per Hour
*Explaining the Difference between Guyanese, Jamaicans, *Trinidadians, St. Lucians etc... $300 per island per hour
*Carnival 101: $200 Per hour
*Carnival excursion with explanation of the different activities: $300 per hour PLUS Price of trip to Trinidad, Poison all-inclusive costume (Galvanize, Peter Elias or Sonia Mack sections ONLY)
*Jamaica excursion: There is MORE to Jamaica than Hedonism 2 $300 per hour PLUS Airfare via Air Jamaica and $200 per diem stipend at my best friend's mummy's house in Gregory Park.![]()
Imitate my accent $25 per hour
Touch my Brother's dreds @50 per hour
Explaining why I don't smoke weed. $100 per hour.
"Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe." - Oprah Winfrey
"If you keep believing in yourself and seek enthusiasm inside your soul, things will get simpler, more spontaneous." ~Paulo Coelho
"I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
the floor each morning the devil says:
"Oh Crap, She's up!"
Originally posted by shandy
Well then, I'll start a business too!
Rent a West Indian
Shandy's Rent a West Indian
*Explain why my accent is different: $200 Per hour
*Explain the difference between Calypso & Reggae $250 Per Hour
*Explaining the Difference between Guyanese, Jamaicans, *Trinidadians, St. Lucians etc... $300 per island per hour
*Carnival 101: $200 Per hour
*Carnival excursion with explanation of the different activities: $300 per hour PLUS Price of trip to Trinidad, Poison all-inclusive costume (Galvanize, Peter Elias or Sonia Mack sections ONLY)
*Jamaica excursion: There is MORE to Jamaica than Hedonism 2 $300 per hour PLUS Airfare via Air Jamaica and $200 per diem stipend at my best friend's mummy's house in Gregory Park.![]()
Imitate my accent $25 per hour
Touch my Brother's dreds @50 per hour
Explaining why I don't smoke weed. $100 per hour.
explaining why di caribbean is di best place in the world to be
PRICELESSSSS!!!
wat ah thing wat the world going to![]()
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There is no way this is an actual website, let alone an actual business. If they are trying to promote multiculturalism, this is a TERRIBLE way of doing it!:
Well I neva see more toto than this. I am very vex by this and I am planning to write to the company. This is outrageous what de bleedy world coming to now that you coukd rent balck ppl. Ah blasted vex.
Originally posted by empressRuth
explaining why di caribbean is di best place in the world to be
PRICELESSSSS!!!![]()
De culture as a whole...PRICELESSSSSSSSSSSSs
That website has to be a sick sacrastic joke man. That girl must be tired of people asking a whole set of questions. I want to share a story with allyuh, being one of 2 Black people at a job I took for the Summer looooong time ago. It was for an enviornemental organization. (hey I was desparate for any kind of legal work and young and chupid) anyway you would think that since this is not Corporate America or anything they would be "wid it" right? WRONG They thought I had a big sash across my chest that reads "Ambassador for all the Black people of the Diaspora" Every time there was somthing on the news about Black people they have to ask me.well, I got fired halfway through the summer and that was the best thing that happened to me.
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Back to de site. I guess this chica assumes all are ignorant to Black people and decides to put this up? anywho, whatever yes, that was a good laugh to me. LOL
"Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe." - Oprah Winfrey
"If you keep believing in yourself and seek enthusiasm inside your soul, things will get simpler, more spontaneous." ~Paulo Coelho
"I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
the floor each morning the devil says:
"Oh Crap, She's up!"
this has to be a joke. I hope its owned by black folks...