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    What do you plan to tell your children about Santa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamaicangirl View Post
    What do you plan to tell your children about Santa?
    I tell my mine that there is no such thing. There is no fat man that breaks into our house to give us anything. If any fat guys break into our house they will be leaving with a bullet in them, that's why we have alarms and guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamaicangirl View Post
    What do you plan to tell your children about Santa?
    That he was a WHITE BOY that CAME DOWN the CHIMNEY to STEAL THEIR TOYS????

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    i tell my kids that there is no Santa and the man sitting in the malls is just an ordinary man. I buy and put the gifts under the tree and we doh have no chimney for him to come down so doh listen to da stories u hear or what u see on tv...

    let's not even talk about da damn tooth fairy either...
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    Keep em coming.

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    I eh have kids but I say stop lying to the kids about that bullshyt.....let them know from jumpstreet that there is no such thing

    Quote Originally Posted by 1trini-gyal View Post
    I tell my mine that there is no such thing. There is no fat man that breaks into our house to give us anything. If any fat guys break into our house they will be leaving with a bullet in them, that's why we have alarms and guns.
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    I have no kids...but when i do, I will tell them that yuh friggin fadder is Santa...buying yuh all dem toys....what about you Jamaicangirl?

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    That he is the demon known as "Claus" which is Old English for hoof claw.He is a demon who ravages your children sexually, drinks their blood and drags their palpating carcasses down to Hell...He is loosed once every year to have his fill and he leaves "gifts" in exchange of children that he has taken

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1trini-gyal View Post
    I tell my mine that there is no such thing. There is no fat man that breaks into our house to give us anything. If any fat guys break into our house they will be leaving with a bullet in them, that's why we have alarms and guns.


    You are soooo not fun. Glad yuh not my mother.

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    thank the lawd I ent have no imixers as godparents.

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    Nothing. My parents never instill that crap in me. I mightna get no gifts anyway if was really a santa around

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airman View Post
    I have no kids...but when i do, I will tell them that yuh friggin fadder is Santa...buying yuh all dem toys....what about you Jamaicangirl?
    I will not lead my kids to believe in Santa but I did when I was very small and I enjoyed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamaicangirl View Post
    I will not lead my kids to believe in Santa but I did when I was very small and I enjoyed it.
    Ok...I want my kids to enjoy the Christmas spirit and have gifts and all dat other stuff but to have them believe there is a Santa is something i believe they can do without..

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    I'll make sure my kids believe in Santa as much as they believe Yahweh.

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    just talk santa is there .

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