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    President Wiclef 100 days in office

    Bikhini contest every Friday
    Tupac and Biggies’ birthday will be a national holiday in Haiti
    where my B&tches at and hoes will allow call all Haitian females in the Haitian parliament
    Open a strip club in his presidential palace
    Snoop Dogg Spiritual advisor
    smoking weed is a requirement for Haitian parliament before a bill can be pass
    Add more paid light skin mistresses to the list, and first lady won't allow to fire them
    Jamaican patois will be added as the new national language

    New Hip Hop University under construction
    50 Cents will be the new president of Hip Hop University, and Snoop is a professor of Pimpingology.
    Port of Port-au-Prince will replace with nude beach
    Lil' Wayne new elected mayor of Port-au-Prince
    Students can drink Barbancourt Rum in the classrooms
    Where my b%tches at where my hoes at the new national anthem song

    One Hip Hop museum open all 10 Haiti counties
    Last edited by Aquinhaiti4ever; 08-09-2010 at 02:47 PM.

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    sounds good

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    sounds like an american idle of how to mash up ya country wid dem exported fcukery
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquinhaiti4ever View Post
    Bikhini contest every Friday
    Tupac and Biggies’ birthday will be a national holiday in Haiti
    where my B&tches at and hoes will allow call all Haitian females in the Haitian parliament
    Open a strip club in his presidential palace
    Snoop Dogg Spiritual advisor
    smoking weed is a requirement for Haitian parliament before a bill can be pass
    Add more paid light skin mistresses to the list, and first lady won't allow to fire them
    Jamaican patois will be added as the new national language

    New Hip Hop University under construction
    50 Cents will be the new president of Hip Hop University, and Snoop is a professor of Pimpingology.
    Port of Port-au-Prince will replace with nude beach
    Lil' Wayne new elected mayor of Port-au-Prince
    Students can drink Barbancourt Rum in the classrooms
    Where my b%tches at where my hoes at the new national anthem song

    One Hip Hop museum open all 10 Haiti counties
    I'm dying to see your characterization of President Sweet Mickey's 100 days in office.

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    I can only be me.... MadamStatuesque's Avatar MadamStatuesque is offline
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    uh no
    Not a single ounce of fock shall be given today...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquinhaiti4ever View Post
    Bikhini contest every Friday
    Tupac and Biggies’ birthday will be a national holiday in Haiti
    where my B&tches at and hoes will allow call all Haitian females in the Haitian parliament
    Open a strip club in his presidential palace
    Snoop Dogg Spiritual advisor
    smoking weed is a requirement for Haitian parliament before a bill can be pass
    Add more paid light skin mistresses to the list, and first lady won't allow to fire them
    Jamaican patois will be added as the new national language

    New Hip Hop University under construction
    50 Cents will be the new president of Hip Hop University, and Snoop is a professor of Pimpingology.
    Port of Port-au-Prince will replace with nude beach
    Lil' Wayne new elected mayor of Port-au-Prince
    Students can drink Barbancourt Rum in the classrooms
    Where my b%tches at where my hoes at the new national anthem song

    One Hip Hop museum open all 10 Haiti counties
    Ayisyen are not having it!
    Ti sourit, ti sourit se nan pèlen ou rete
    Rat ki rat se nan pèlen ou rete
    Tèt zozo men pa ou, zozo kale men pa ou
    M ap konyen fanm nan jis solèy leve
    Bwa m kale tou wouj
    Kon piman , kon piman, Langyèt madivinèz
    Ou pa bezwen chandèl pou ou klere l

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    none of those shits even sound like Clef personality. look like somebody took an old Obama joke from the election and refilled it with Haitian refrences

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    Flop joke.

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