Errol comes home from school with ah writing assignment. He asks his stepfather fuh help.
"Dadda, can yuh tell me de difference between potential an reality?"
Donavon looks up, thoughtfully, an den says, "Mek mi show yuh. Go ask yuh ole lady if she would sleep wid Beres Hammond fuh ah million dollars. Next, ask yuh sister if she would sleep wid Beres Hammond fuh ah million dollars. Den go ask yuh brother if him would sleep wid Beres Hammond fuh ah million dollars. Den come back an tell me what yuh come wit."
De yute is puzzled, but decides to see if him can figure out what de stepfather means. He asks his mother, "Mommy, if someone a give yuh ah million dollars would yuh sleep wid Beres Hammond?"
His mother looks around slyly, and den wid ah lickle smile on she face, turn an say, "Don't tell yuh father, but YES, I would."
Den he goes to him sister's room an asks her, "Sis, if someone a give yuh ah million dollars, would yuh sleep wid Beres Hammond?"
His sister looks up an say, "Chuh! Him kinda old still but wid de amount ah clothes mi coulda buy, Definitely!"
Den he goes to him brother's room an asks him, "Hey breds, if someone a give yuh ah million dollars, would yuh sleep wid Beres Hammond?"
His brother thinks about it ah bit an say, "Fyah fi bun dem ting deh, but fuh ah million bucks, I suppose I would. Just one time doh!"
Errol goes back to de stepfather and say, "Dadda, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, wi fi sit pon t'ree millions dollars, but in reality, wi ah live wid TWO skettels and ah potential battyman!"