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    Poor Ahma

    Find this was funny.

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    > > A family in the Southern Province of China were
    > > puzzled when the coffin
    > > of their dead mother arrived from the States. It
    > > was sent by one of the
    > > daughters.
    > > The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the
    > > coffin, with no space
    > > left in it ! When they opened the lid , they found
    > > a letter on top
    > > which read as follows:
    > >
    > > Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our
    > > mother's body to you since
    > > it was her wish that she should be cremated in The
    > > compound of our
    > > ancestral home in Tung Shin . Sorry, I could not
    > > come along. as all of
    > > my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside
    > > the coffin, under
    > > Ahma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of
    > > chocolates and packets
    > > of Lap Chong. Please divide these among all of you.
    > >
    > > On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok
    > > shoes(size 10) for Ah
    > > boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's
    > > and Ah Lien's sons.
    > > Hope the sizes are correct. Ahma is wearing 6
    > > American T-Shirts. The
    > > large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my
    > > nephews. Just
    > > distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans
    > > that Ahma is wearing
    > > are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Lee Ah Bai
    > > wanted is on Ahma's
    > > left wrist.
    > >
    > > Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the necklace,
    > > earrings and ring
    > > that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white
    > > cotton socks that
    > > Ahma is wearing must be divided among my teenager
    > > nephews. Please
    > > distribute all these uniformly and if anything more
    > > required let me
    > > know, since our Ah Pa is also not keeping well
    > > nowadays I can send all
    > > required things when our Ah Pa also.........


    :) I am sure this family has a caribbean background.

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