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    Breezy Chic breeze's Avatar breeze is offline
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    Red face Pick up lines

    Here are some pick up lines I heard b4. Some yuh hear plenty and some yuh no have a clue weh them come fom.


    Complimentary
    • "I'm normally uncomfortable approaching someone I don't know, but you're so pretty/stunning/classy, I felt you'd be friendly."
    • "Your smile lit up the room, so I had to come over and introduce myself."

    Romantic
    • "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?"
    • "Excuse me. Do you have a quarter I could borrow? Because I promised my mother I'd call her as soon as I met the girl of my dreams."

    Inviting
    • "I'm on my way to get a drink, but couldn't help noticing that you seemed like someone I'd like to talk to. Would you save me a dance?"
    • "I'm doing research on the finer things in life. May I interview you?"
    • "I love your perfume. What kind is it?"

    All-American
    • "Would you like to see a picture of my best friend?" (He then proceeds to show a photo of his dog and kids.)
    • "Pardon me, but you look like you're waiting for a nice guy."
    • "I hate pick-up lines. I'd rather just be honest and upfront and say, 'Hi, you look like a quality person and I'd to get to know you.'"

    Insulting
    • "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
    • "I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
    • "Do you like to dance? Well, then, could you? Because I'd like to talk to your friend."

    Gross
    • "Mind if we hitchhike to the restaurant? I'm out of gas."
    • "Mind if I smoke?"

    Canned
    • "What's your sign?"
    • "I lost my number; can I have yours?"
    • "If I told you that you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?"

    Sexist
    • "Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have a nice set of buns."
    • "I really like what you're wearing, but I would like it even better on the floor of my apartment."


    Tel me the best, worst, wierdest, or silly lines you ever yet hear

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    Can't think of them all but one of the worst ones was "our babies would have a nice skin tone".

    :

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    NO this one: yuh look like my Snickers bar: Yuh wanna keep me satisfied!! I real' laugh down Flatbush that day!!

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    I can't remember all but the one I always remeber is

    The lord told me that you was the one for me.
    whatever

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    Here is de pick up line I use

    Hello my name is Dragon yes de moderator from imix . would you like to go on ah date . if not I will ban you

    Ah don’t know if this is de wrong approach but de women just laugh when I say that

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    Originally posted by DRAGON
    Here is de pick up line I use

    Hello my name is Dragon yes de moderator from imix . would you like to go on ah date . if not I will ban you

    Ah don’t know if this is de wrong approach but de women just laugh when I say that
    Oh gosh Dragon! you have to come better than that! lawdddddd

    LMAO

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    Nah i sure allyuh hear this one!!!!

    "i luv u like meh mudda cook food!"

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    Originally posted by CARAMELSISTA
    Oh gosh Dragon! you have to come better than that! lawdddddd

    LMAO
    Yuh see what ah mean … look you laughing to

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    Originally posted by DRAGON
    Here is de pick up line I use

    Hello my name is Dragon yes de moderator from imix . would you like to go on ah date . if not I will ban you

    Ah don’t know if this is de wrong approach but de women just laugh when I say that


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    The Prophet Kingmidas's Avatar Kingmidas is offline
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    ah trini sometime last year: mah boy, yuh look good yuh know, but yuh go look better on top of me

    a bajan in 1995: yuh look like God gift to oman, yuh wah be meh main man

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    Breezy Chic breeze's Avatar breeze is offline
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    Originally posted by DRAGON
    Here is de pick up line I use

    Hello my name is Dragon yes de moderator from imix . would you like to go on ah date . if not I will ban you

    Ah don’t know if this is de wrong approach but de women just laugh when I say that
    That's a good one. :) :)

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    ~N.A.T.T.Y Valos~ Val3nie2debone's Avatar Val3nie2debone is offline
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    The first guy I ever approached I just squeezed his butt and that was my pick up line, we've been together for three years until recently........I doh have time for de pick up line, I does just go for what I want, I don't care how forward it is. I'm not sketelish about it though, someone will have to really look at me to notice what I'm doing. :p :p
    "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

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    Dawtah of the Sun Empressdududahlin's Avatar Empressdududahlin is offline
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    val_trini_2_de_bone The first guy I ever approached I just squeezed his butt and that was my pick up line, we've been together for three years until recently
    I'm gonna have to do that, but I'll refrain from the butt squeezin, LOL... I'll just tap his shoulder or back...Interesting!

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    ~N.A.T.T.Y Valos~ Val3nie2debone's Avatar Val3nie2debone is offline
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    Girl believe me men love that, they just frontanize when dey ready.
    "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

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    Dragon
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    Originally posted by val_trini_2_de_bone
    Girl believe me men love that, they just frontanize when dey ready.





    *Sheepish grin

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