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    Super Moderator Jason kiDD's Avatar Jason kiDD is offline
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    The Official Man Post

    *If you are a female that gets easily offended exit now, thanks*

    Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

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    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

    When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."

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    How do you fix a woman's watch?

    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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    I married a Miss Right.

    I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

    It's called a Wedding Cake.

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    Why do men die before their wives?

    They want to.

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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

    Then God created Man and rested.

    Then God created Woman.

    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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    DJ Trixx
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    *claps* *runs out of post back to the goat farm*

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    that shite still circulating? did you get your balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatJamz kiDD



    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

    It's called a Wedding Cake.


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    Eyes of the Emperial Lion MoNi's Avatar MoNi is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by deejaytrixx
    *claps* *runs out of post back to the goat farm*

    Ya better run.......I telling on u!!!!!!!



    PJK ya a funny guy but I think u might loose ya life after this post!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amprincess
    that shite still circulating? did you get your balls?
    I will attempt to get them this weekend, thanks again dahlin..

    MoNi: You and what army.. :p

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    Unhappy

    ha ha ha...

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    Eyes of the Emperial Lion MoNi's Avatar MoNi is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatJamz kiDD
    I will attempt to get them this weekend, thanks again dahlin..

    MoNi: You and what army.. :p
    not me but the "others" might come after ya!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoNi
    not me but the "others" might come after ya!!!!
    So what you saying you gotz my back?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatJamz kiDD
    So what you saying you gotz my back?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatJamz kiDD
    *If you are a female that gets easily offended exit now, thanks*

    Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None. It should be opened when she brings it.

    -------------------------------------------------------------
    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

    When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    How do you fix a woman's watch?

    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    I married a Miss Right.

    I just didn't know her first name was Always.

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

    It's called a Wedding Cake.

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    Why do men die before their wives?

    They want to.

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

    -------------------------------------------------------------I

    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

    Then God created Man and rested.

    Then God created Woman.

    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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    Pal yuh brave......
    *Can't stop laughing*

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatJamz kiDD

    I married a Miss Right.

    I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

    I know bwoy men are sick with themselves
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatJamz kiDD
    *If you are a female that gets easily offended exit now, thanks*
    are you wondering why you are still single..

    a hint buddy it ain't by chance nor choice
    Some men move mountains
    Some women move men who move mountains
    Most women with mountains move some men
    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

    Queen GodIs

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    Super Moderator Jason kiDD's Avatar Jason kiDD is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugahkhayne
    are you wondering why you are still single..

    a hint buddy it ain't by chance nor choice
    Its because you ent ready yet..

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    Bravo Bravo


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