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    No more girlfriends, orders judge

    A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old man cannot have a girlfriend for three years.

    The ruling came after Canadian Steven Cranley pleaded guilty to punching and kicking a former partner.

    He stabbed himself when police came to arrest him.

    Doctors in Ontario said he had difficulty coping with rejection.

    Judge Rhys Morgan ordered that Cranley receive counselling during the ban.

    No more girlfriends, orders judge | Metro.co.uk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Ninja View Post
    A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old man cannot have a girlfriend for three years.

    The ruling came after Canadian Steven Cranley pleaded guilty to punching and kicking a former partner.

    He stabbed himself when police came to arrest him.

    Doctors in Ontario said he had difficulty coping with rejection.

    Judge Rhys Morgan ordered that Cranley receive counselling during the ban.

    No more girlfriends, orders judge | Metro.co.uk
    Well, the judge didn't say anything about FB, friends with benefits, or hookers so he's ok!

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    I don't see somethin like this being able to happen in the US courts

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    Quote Originally Posted by orielshay View Post
    Well, the judge didn't say anything about FB, friends with benefits, or hookers so he's ok!

    and just to protect himself he should mek dem sign this Sex Friend / ################ Buddy CONTRACT


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Xtremist View Post

    and just to protect himself he should mek dem sign this Sex Friend / ################ Buddy CONTRACT

    *wonders if mystic has signed such a contract*

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    xtremeintl.com Mystic Xtremist's Avatar Mystic Xtremist is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by The JaMô View Post
    *wonders if mystic has signed such a contract*
    *wonders if jam has an opening that needs filling*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Xtremist View Post
    *wonders if jam has an opening that needs filling*
    *wonders why mystic trying to deflect attention from the real topic at hand*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Ninja View Post
    A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old man cannot have a girlfriend for three years.

    The ruling came after Canadian Steven Cranley pleaded guilty to punching and kicking a former partner.

    He stabbed himself when police came to arrest him.

    Doctors in Ontario said he had difficulty coping with rejection.

    Judge Rhys Morgan ordered that Cranley receive counselling during the ban.

    No more girlfriends, orders judge | Metro.co.uk
    so he sucks at relationships and at killing himself!!!
    steups...such ah failure!!!

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    xtremeintl.com Mystic Xtremist's Avatar Mystic Xtremist is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by The JaMô View Post
    *wonders why mystic trying to deflect attention from the real topic at hand*
    *wonders what the topic at hand is*

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    Judge: "what are you doing back in my courtroom again? didn't I tell you no more girlfriends???"

    Defendant: "Girlfriend?? What girlfriend? I does foop she and leave!!! Ah doh even buy she a roti or a bigmac!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Xtremist View Post
    *wonders what the topic at hand is*
    topic at hand is whether you have signed such a contract. admission by omission perhaps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Xtremist View Post
    Judge: "what are you doing back in my courtroom again? didn't I tell you no more girlfriends???"

    Defendant: "Girlfriend?? What girlfriend? I does foop she and leave!!! Ah doh even buy she a roti or a bigmac!"

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    eh heh mystic....play yuhself
    is me and u wen orguss reach!!

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