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    Lightbulb New Invention Alert: Cuchini for your coochie!

    Say no! To camel toe



    Summer’s almost here, ladies! Are you ready? And more importantly, is your vagina ready? If it’s not, you better get your hands on the Cuchini - a brand new pad that “eliminates camel toe.”

    (Yes, this is a real product with a real website. Thankfully, the entire site is written in the nasty Comic Sans font for added comedic effect. )

    The CUCHINI? Couldn’t they come up with a better name? It sounds like a really bad lesbian magician’s stage name… or something a lonely old bearded man would pay to get in the back seat of his car (”come on baby, how much for THE CUCHINI?”)

    Anyway, here’s the thing: of course it eliminates camel toe! You’re shoving a BICYCLE SEAT down your underwear. Look at the size of that thing! Forget a camel toe. The Cuchini could easily hide your eccentric neighbor’s Mini Cooper.
    Oh, and that’s not all. The website gets really gross, and brags that “the Cuchini keeps undergarments clean.” Thanks, Cuchini people, but I could have gone to my grave without that visualization. Look, ladies. If you need a CUCHINI to keep your undergarment clean, a cameltoe is the least of your problems.

    Over and out



    lots ah fukkry dey pon d net tuhday
    “A sharp knife never proclaims it’s sharpness to the world…but the first to fall against it becomes it’s advocate.”

    You can put any face behind a mask but be careful cos someone else might be pretending. You might not be the only one with a secret -- Cassie/Gretel

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    Taj u horny?

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    why don't you just wear clothes properly? lol, the things to make money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skeng View Post
    Taj u horny?
    if we dey in d same house is you sposed to know...
    “A sharp knife never proclaims it’s sharpness to the world…but the first to fall against it becomes it’s advocate.”

    You can put any face behind a mask but be careful cos someone else might be pretending. You might not be the only one with a secret -- Cassie/Gretel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taj View Post
    if we dey in d same house is you sposed to know...

    Well if everytime mi touch u on your shoulder and mek it rub on your thighs u screw up your face... how mi must know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skeng View Post
    Well if everytime mi touch u on your shoulder and mek it rub on your thighs u screw up your face... how mi must know?
    orly? neva dat?

    yuh musse wake up in d wrong house dis mornin
    “A sharp knife never proclaims it’s sharpness to the world…but the first to fall against it becomes it’s advocate.”

    You can put any face behind a mask but be careful cos someone else might be pretending. You might not be the only one with a secret -- Cassie/Gretel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taj View Post
    orly? neva dat?

    yuh musse wake up in d wrong house dis mornin

    Nuh you live off georgia ave? whole on.... or was I beside Georgia or maybe in Atlanta Ga...mi nuh know....but it seems like u nature a haunt u this morning Taj

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    Quote Originally Posted by skeng View Post
    Nuh you live off georgia ave? whole on.... or was I beside Georgia or maybe in Atlanta Ga...mi nuh know....but it seems like u nature a haunt u this morning Taj
    orly? I wonder why you think so.
    “A sharp knife never proclaims it’s sharpness to the world…but the first to fall against it becomes it’s advocate.”

    You can put any face behind a mask but be careful cos someone else might be pretending. You might not be the only one with a secret -- Cassie/Gretel

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