Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Never trust a woman to do a man's job

  1. #1
    Big and Strong Camp The Shooter's Avatar The Shooter is offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Manhattan
    Posts
    2,536
    Credits
    1,020,485

    Never trust a woman to do a man's job

    The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
    After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done,there
    were three finalists. Two men and a woman.
    For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
    door and handed him a gun.
    "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
    circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
    chair. Kill Her!!!"
    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
    The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.Take your wife
    and go home."
    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
    into the room.
    All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in
    his eyes."I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, take your wife and go home."
    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill her
    husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
    Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,crashing,
    banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
    slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
    "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death
    with the chair."



  2. #2
    Fyah Statah zouk's Avatar zouk is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Da City dat never zzzzzzzzz
    Posts
    4,712
    Credits
    1,006,687

  3. #3
    The Great Pretender Sugahkhayne's Avatar Sugahkhayne is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2000
    Location
    In my skin
    Posts
    16,502
    Credits
    1,041,886
    lol..nothing wrong with being thorough
    Some men move mountains
    Some women move men who move mountains
    Most women with mountains move some men
    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

    Queen GodIs

  4. #4
    Ball-in-Hand Hotgirl11226's Avatar Hotgirl11226 is offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    NY
    Posts
    6,389
    Credits
    1,033,290
    heard it b4 but it is still funny thou

  5. #5
    I'm 1 Hellified Chick!!!! Princess's Avatar Princess is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2000
    Location
    where I wanna be.............
    Posts
    3,785
    Credits
    1,010,630
    I like....I like................

  6. #6
    Big and Strong Camp The Shooter's Avatar The Shooter is offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Manhattan
    Posts
    2,536
    Credits
    1,020,485

    hmmmm ladies

    Remind you of anyone you know ??? Besides the married part of course..


  7. #7
    I'm 1 Hellified Chick!!!! Princess's Avatar Princess is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2000
    Location
    where I wanna be.............
    Posts
    3,785
    Credits
    1,010,630

    Re: hmmmm ladies

    Originally posted by The Shooter
    Remind you of anyone you know ??? Besides the married part of course..

    dare I say................ME...........

  8. #8
    Registered User CARAMELSISTA's Avatar CARAMELSISTA is offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    BKLYN, USA
    Posts
    24,184
    Credits
    1,016,762
    hehehehehehe ah woman's work is always done :)

  9. #9
    Big and Strong Camp The Shooter's Avatar The Shooter is offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Manhattan
    Posts
    2,536
    Credits
    1,020,485

    ARAMˣITA

    How come you too seem to have a smile on ya face??

    Wheres the love for men??


  10. #10
    thick P.O.S. dumplin' chinee's Avatar chinee is offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    in a place called my bizness
    Posts
    2,898
    Credits
    1,006,530

    shooter

    dat's why you gotta have ah woman do de job...cause you know she could execute dem well

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •