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    My Joke of the Day

    Sorry Fellas...

    http://www.islandmix.com/cgi-bin/backchat/dcboard.cgi?az=view_attachment&file=3d594c710a00c63b.jpg

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    i hereby accuse and filing a lawsuit against ms. moderator of encouraging a battle of the sexes!

    salt

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    :P

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    in relation, sorry once again guys, i posted this in the joke & junkmail section (and you have to do a little reading):

    http://www.islandmix.com/backchat/forums/DCForumID12/160.html

    > > > > A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
    > > > > bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie
    > > > > appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The
    > > > > Genie said "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a
    > > > > story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it
    > > > > be?"
    > > > > The woman didn't hesitate. She said "I want peace in
    > > > > the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries
    > > > > to stop fighting with each other and I want all the
    > > > > Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It
    > > > > will bring about world peace and harmony."
    > > > > The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed "Lady, be
    > > > > reasonable. These countries have been at war for
    > > > > thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a
    > > > > bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT
    > > > > good! Don't think it can be done. Make another wish
    > > > > and please make it a bit more reasonable."
    > > > > The woman thought for a minute and said "Well, I've
    > > > > never been able to find the right man. You know, one
    > > > > that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps
    > > > > with the housecleaning, is great in bed and gets along
    > > > > with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and
    > > > > is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."
    > > > > The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said
    > > > > "Let me see that f*ckin' map again..."

    :):)

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    what de a????? thatz it. iland and mtlady get lock up 4 disturbin imix peace. and i officialy retire from arrestin ppl so dat mean de key gettin thrown away. ha!

    salt

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    Peace...what peace???


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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    I might get lynched for this...

    Whats the difference between a pregnant woman & a lightbulb???

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    for real, if yuh want peace salt, go to de library (or libry as my parents would say!) :):)

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    W H A T???? x(x(x( remember man outnumbered by women here on de mix... }>

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    iland good point about peace since there is none and i set u free 2 go.

    panman tell de ladies what the ansa is boss!

    salt

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    Yuh can un-screw a light bulb.:) :)

    I had to get that one in there.

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    i sneakin out wit' iland...watch me go!!!!!!!!!

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    mtlady doh crack jokes. stay quiet in jail or i'll c u face solitary confinement.

    salt

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    harty-har-har...what a knee-slapper. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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    RE: My Joke of the Day

    heehee

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