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    Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine

    MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


    "Please note that this Bank is

    installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.


    Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.


    After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."

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    MALE PROCEDURE:
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up.
    7. Drive off.


    *******************************


    FEMALE PROCEDURE:
    Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!


    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger

    seat to locate card.
    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    7.

    Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.


    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.


    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
    18. Re-check makeup.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Redial person on cell phone.
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    27. Release Parking Brake.

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    $ CASH MONEY PROMOTIONS$ Dark & Lovely's Avatar Dark & Lovely is offline
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    *steups* So inaccurate...it doh take me no time at d ATM.

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    boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    Letterist XtasyReds's Avatar XtasyReds is offline
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    That in no way shape or form applies to me.

    I does drive up with my card in my hand sticking out the window, request a fast cash withdrawal with no receipt, get my cash and peel off.

    And dont take a long time in front of me because I will blow the horn at yah.

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    this is so funny and true for some people...

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    In de Jam ah comin Bahamian_2004's Avatar Bahamian_2004 is offline
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    Ah doh play round no atm machine i get mi cash and get to where im gettin

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    it's in my DNA Rubbawaist's Avatar Rubbawaist is offline
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    not me. when i am at the ATM i am there and out. but i do know some women who do this.

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    That is funny though

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