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    The Low Carb "Diet"

    I was talking to my coworker yesterday, and she just turned into a steaming plate of mash potatoes....All I saw was a talking plate of mash potatoes....

    She probably thinks I'm a lesbian because when I came to she was looking at me funny and asking "Why are you looking at me like that?"

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    lmao when I tried it I was even crankier & nastier than usual

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    Re: The Low Carb "Diet"

    Originally posted by topclassbubbla
    I was talking to my coworker yesterday, and she just turned into a steaming plate of mash potatoes....All I saw was a talking plate of mash potatoes....

    She probably thinks I'm a lesbian because when I came to she was looking at me funny and asking "Why are you looking at me like that?"

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    HAHAHAHAHA

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    Re: The Low Carb "Diet"

    Originally posted by topclassbubbla
    I was talking to my coworker yesterday, and she just turned into a steaming plate of mash potatoes....All I saw was a talking plate of mash potatoes....

    She probably thinks I'm a lesbian because when I came to she was looking at me funny and asking "Why are you looking at me like that?"
    You and your mashed potatoes. That should be your new name "Topclassmashedpotatow/orw/ogravybubbla"

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    Bubbla, unless you have suddenly gained 300 pounds why on earth are you on a diet?

    Is why yuh dey pon diet when yuh alreddy maaga?

    You women and your endless diets.......

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    Originally posted by KEPHREN1
    Bubbla, unless you have suddenly gained 300 pounds why on earth are you on a diet?

    Is why yuh dey pon diet when yuh alreddy maaga?

    You women and your endless diets.......

    Kephren THANK YOU, THANK YOU, AND THANK YOU AGAIN!!! Topclass you are in top shape if anything,unless you want Janet Jackson's stomach *which is believed to be surgically done*, Stop yuh rashidness and eat a damn potatoe!! You are already a Jamaican beauty in yuh size.... I think I have to ambush yuh house with a DIRVE BY of carbs in mi hand!

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    Re: The Low Carb "Diet"

    Originally posted by topclassbubbla
    I was talking to my coworker yesterday, and she just turned into a steaming plate of mash potatoes....All I saw was a talking plate of mash potatoes....

    She probably thinks I'm a lesbian because when I came to she was looking at me funny and asking "Why are you looking at me like that?"
    That is why I can't go on any Low Carb diets. I may end up speading butter on people thinking they are bread.
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    Kephren, mi nuh dey pon nuh diet...Das why mi put it in quotes.

    There are certain areas of the body (such as love handles) which are caused by carbs stored in pockets there, which can only be gotten rid of by limiting carb intake and exersize (both, not one or the other).

    I successfully limited my carb intake for Cropover last year, and I will successfully limit it for TnT. Its just the first week that is difficult. After that, its much like anything else. :p

    Who knew that I used to loooooove soda, couldn't live without it. Now I only drink it if there's nothing else....

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    singing *All maaga gyal kulunkung*

    Me see yuh photo, yuh nuh look like yuh ave any love hangle.
    Yuh favour one a dem lickle beenie baby yardfowl.

    When me see yuh dung a Trinidad me stay far fram yuh, me nuh wan yuh start hallucinate bout Jamaica yam when yuh a talk to me

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