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Thread: Lordsalt's bad bad bad jokes!!!!!!

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    Lordsalt's bad bad bad jokes!!!!!!

    delordsalt: say why did the chicken roti cross the road?
    brownskintrini1: why salt
    delordsalt: to get to the other curry!

    delordsalt: u drive so bad u'r driver's license says 'Bad Driver's License'

    delordsalt: u drive so bad, the frog in the video game frogger drives better than u.

    delordsalt: with these jokes, i'm on a roll. not to mention covered in lettuce and tomato's

    delordsalt: y did the shrimp, goat and beef roti cross the road?
    delordsalt: bcuz dey ain't want the chicken wining up in de curry!!

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    SALT U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CORNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY

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    there should be a law about such bad jokes
    Some men move mountains
    Some women move men who move mountains
    Most women with mountains move some men
    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

    Queen GodIs

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    Take Kaiso In Yuh Mouth!! lordsalt is offline
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    bskin - i have no idea what u'r talking about.

    nelson - go milk a rhino

    sugah - go back to the cane fields.

    salt

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    bite me..
    Some men move mountains
    Some women move men who move mountains
    Most women with mountains move some men
    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

    Queen GodIs

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    Take Kaiso In Yuh Mouth!! lordsalt is offline
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    Originally posted by Sugahkhayne
    bite me..
    great. another 1 joins them. gonna start hunting 4 allies on de mix. every other day its a conspiracy.

    salt

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    salt u and these bad jokes has got to stop

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    Originally posted by lordsalt


    nelson - go milk a rhino

    salt [/B]


    Ok Rhrino when is a good time to get meh milk.

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    delordsalt: puhcwaack puhchwaak....wine up on de chicken

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    Originally posted by lordsalt
    great. another 1 joins them. gonna start hunting 4 allies on de mix. every other day its a conspiracy.

    salt
    u have no allies...lol
    Some men move mountains
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    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

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    Angry I am filing a restraining order

    delordsalt: u know roger george could not be an air pilot bcuz everytime they say roger over the walkie talkie he'd get confused and say 'Yeah man, yuh call meh...


    delordsalt: a pardna of mine get so drunk he went 2 the supermarket 1 time and hopped in the fruit stand. he said he was liming w/ the lemons all nite.


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    Re: I am filing a restraining order

    Originally posted by Ilandfntsy
    delordsalt: u know roger george could not be an air pilot bcuz everytime they say roger over the walkie talkie he'd get confused and say 'Yeah man, yuh call meh...


    delordsalt: a pardna of mine get so drunk he went 2 the supermarket 1 time and hopped in the fruit stand. he said he was liming w/ the lemons all nite.

    serious damage to my eye balls when read these jokes...ohhh de mental strain..stop de corny jokes salt..please
    Some men move mountains
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    Most women with mountains move some men
    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

    Queen GodIs

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    Allyuh stop slandering de man .. Salt ah know yuh nah tell dem stale jokes....

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    Originally posted by hotpepasauce
    Allyuh stop slandering de man .. Salt ah know yuh nah tell dem stale jokes....
    pepa are u gonna be a character witness for salt in court if he don't stop de jokes
    Some men move mountains
    Some women move men who move mountains
    Most women with mountains move some men
    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

    Queen GodIs

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    Originally posted by hotpepasauce
    Allyuh stop slandering de man .. Salt ah know yuh nah tell dem stale jokes....

    That is his jokes he told meh read meh jokes on I'mix.


    Like Jay say : "That guy need a hug"

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