sorry salt but you asking for it :p

so I reach the party REAL EARLY w/ spicydimples on fri night thanks to salty's advice I park my car on the corner & carry a bottle of FERNANDES BLACK LABEL direct from TNT. so we see salty outside on the cell phone & he don't even notice us standing right there in front his face (our 1st clue he was already gone). He ask me where I park so I show him - he tell me nah I gonna get a ticket so I have to move my car. So he walk across the street w/ us to find a new park. As we crossing the street he grab the bottle out my hands & tell me this ain't the ghetto you can't walk around like that He so drunk he thinking in his twisted mind that is HIS own car that we going to move instead of mine. And he thinking that the cell phone he holding in his hand is HIS set of car keys so he pointing the cell phone at my car trying to unlock the door AND HE DROPS THE BOTTLE OF FERNANDES THAT HE GRABBED AWAY FROM ME : before the party even start he so shame he only begging me not to tell nobody BUT NOW HE TRYING TO PUT THE BLAME ON ME : try ya best salty :p

LMAO.. there should be a book of these!!!

please share your stories from fri night I know there are lots more where did the shopping cart come from?

sO BUT NOW HE TRYING TO PUT THE BLAME ON ME : try ya best salty :p [/B][/QUOTE]


HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA
SALTY....
TRY YA BEST....

AMPY DAT 2 FUNNY
THX FOR SHARING

ahahahahahahaha!!!

:freak

salt

yes salty you are a freak :p did you ever find your camera & phone that you kept losing?

well im not in no postion to tell stories
but i do rememba puttin in on Epsom Salt and he kept runnin away sayin i was too much for him
i dont know how he came from the back of me to the front but next thing i knew Salty Phat A$$ had us both on the ground and now i gotta get a right butt bone replacement
Phat Arse NaCl

i thought that was the ashamed icon.

yes. i admit i was tight for most of the nite. and i'm also an imps bcuz i found in my bag my 2 sets of car keys, camera, cell phone and everything else i thought i lost.

:freak

salt

the shopping cart was in the back.... don't know how they found it!!

I just seeing all of this!!! hahahahah!! Poor bottle of Fernandez!!!

Well my story was:
I was in a hit n run with a SHOPPING CART!!

I box a few people while Kickin whey and Tramplin'!! Sorry whoever has a black eye!

I was picked up and thrown around like a rag doll!!

For those who don't believe it, But Salt came to me towards the end of the party and asked me: "Are you ok Empress, I know you had fun!" .. I should be asking him that!

A dread bit my broken nail off, I just got them done that day!

ummmmm.. there's more but too incrimnating!

you are dangerous I stayin outta your way when they play Maximus :p

I'm really a good girl when the music is off, but when they play Maximus.. LAWD.. you saw when they played the Socaboy Kick It whey Remix I think I nearly choked nytrini!! hahahah. Wait, where's our lil' COUGAR??!!! hahahaha..

lmao I miss that 1 maybe the KFC make her sick!