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    Talking LOL@pre nuptial agreements

    me as a poor man should do a pre nup fuh my future wife so she wont rob me blind. wah wanna think?

    i was watching a programme and this man made a pre nup agreement which he and his wife signed. two of the STRANGEST things made in the agreement was that the woman's family cannot spend more than a week with her in the matrimonial home of her and her husband, and the strangest of strangest is that she cannot gain more than 10 pounds if she does she has lose weight.

    isnt that weird?

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    yes it is weird
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    so how does a gay pre-nup work out?

    do you guys share split boxers or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chie View Post
    so how does a gay pre-nup work out?

    do you guys share split boxers or something
    They gotta promise to use silicone
    Man ah Barbeerian bound tuh be by de bar beer in meh hand beastly cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chie View Post
    so how does a gay pre-nup work out?

    do you guys share split boxers or something
    do you have homoerotic fanatasies often?

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    I wish a mofo would. I would make such ridiculous stipulations that he would just haul his raas ahn leff mi lone.

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    that is weird

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikkigiovanni View Post
    do you have homoerotic fanatasies often?
    lol.

    supposed straight males on imix continue to dwell on such behaviour, i dont know why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chie View Post
    so how does a gay pre-nup work out?

    do you guys share split boxers or something
    Quote Originally Posted by notorious saga View Post
    They gotta promise to use silicone



    gay marriages legal in bim already... or dat was always legal

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    Quote Originally Posted by BAJANFUHLIFE View Post
    me as a poor man should do a pre nup fuh my future wife so she wont rob me blind. wah wanna think?

    i was watching a programme and this man made a pre nup agreement which he and his wife signed. two of the STRANGEST things made in the agreement was that the woman's family cannot spend more than a week with her in the matrimonial home of her and her husband, and the strangest of strangest is that she cannot gain more than 10 pounds if she does she has lose weight.

    isnt that weird?
    I agree with this part, fockers does over do the eating thing soon as they know deh tie de knot - is like deh does be thinking I already married so I could get big as a house and he go stay wid me for better or worst. Muddaneck
    Man ah Barbeerian bound tuh be by de bar beer in meh hand beastly cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Insane View Post



    gay marriages legal in bim already... or dat was always legal
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by notorious saga View Post
    I agree with this part, fockers does over do the eating thing soon as they know deh tie de knot - is like deh does be thinking I already married so I could get big as a house and he go stay wid me for better or worst. Muddaneck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Insane View Post



    gay marriages legal in bim already... or dat was always legal
    I think BFL had a petition going around Bim at crop over for ppl to sign saying they should legalize it, dunno what the out come was though.
    Man ah Barbeerian bound tuh be by de bar beer in meh hand beastly cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by notorious saga View Post
    I agree with this part, fockers does over do the eating thing soon as they know deh tie de knot - is like deh does be thinking I already married so I could get big as a house and he go stay wid me for better or worst. Muddaneck
    i think it was weird to put in an agreement but i do agree that women tend to get big easily. in other words, they lost the appeal fast.

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