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    Kids...I tell you

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile ?"
    GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
    TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
    GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.
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    TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
    RYAN: H I J K L M N O
    TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
    RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
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    TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
    HUNTER: Me !
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    TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
    ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    BETH: I is...........
    TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
    BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    ALEX: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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    TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    MACY: No Ma'am, I don't have! to. My Mum is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?
    DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.
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    TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested?
    PARKER: A Teacher

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    Quote Originally Posted by clchick
    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: Maria.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile ?"
    GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
    TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
    GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
    RYAN: H I J K L M N O
    TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
    RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
    HUNTER: Me !
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
    ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    BETH: I is...........
    TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
    BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    ALEX: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    MACY: No Ma'am, I don't have! to. My Mum is a good cook.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?
    DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested?
    PARKER: A Teacher
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    Quote Originally Posted by clchick
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    ALEX: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested?
    PARKER: A Teacher

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