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Thread: Joke of the Day (No offense Pimptress)

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    DJ Trixx
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    Joke of the Day (No offense Pimptress)

    So this guy goes to China for vacation. He gets to his hotel and immediately asks the tour guide where he can find some fast women for American Dollars..

    So the tour guide sends him into the City to a bar where he is greeted by 30 of the sexiest women China has to offer.

    So he brush, he brush he brush...

    One week after returning home he is in the bathroom taking a leak..As he pulls out hi p*nus, he notices that it has turned a bright shade of pink......

    He immediately runs to the doctor.
    "Doctoer, my d!ck is pink"

    The doctor examines him..
    "Oh my...You have caught a rare STD known Mongolian VD. The only cure is to have it removed"

    The patient, not so willing to let go of his manhood decided to get a second opinion directly from the source.....

    So he flies back to China to see a top Chinese Doc...

    Patient: Doc, my p!nus is pink

    Doctor: I see..I am afraid you have caught Mongolian VD...But not to worry

    Patient: Woulda mean don't worry. The American doctor told me it has to be cut off


    Doctor: Not to worry. Western Doctor only want to rip you of...Surgeory won't be necessary

    Patient: Whew....that's a relief..So what medication do I take?

    Doctor: No medication necessary..Just wait 2 weeks and it will drop off by itself.



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    Pimptress
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    ...(its cute trixx buh i laughing fuh a different reason)

  3. #3
    DJ Trixx
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    Originally posted by Pimptress
    ...(its cute trixx buh i laughing fuh a different reason)
    I figure so. I thought it was hilarious...Need a laugh on a day like this.

  4. #4
    Pimptress
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    Originally posted by deejaytrixx
    I figure so. I thought it was hilarious...Need a laugh on a day like this.
    agreed

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