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    Registered User Nikeisha Toussaint's Avatar Nikeisha Toussaint is offline
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    It's not what you think

    I was scared at first.
    It was very wide,
    and very long,
    and it angled straight up.
    I decided I had to try it once.
    I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.
    It felt weird at first.
    Then I got used to it.
    I went up and down,
    and up and down on it.
    I was really loving it.


    *Now I ride on escalators all the time.*
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    I took my fingers and slowly,
    gently stretched it apart.
    It was so pure and white.
    I licked it once, twice...
    I found I couldn't stop.
    I licked it faster and faster, and harder.
    I began to scrape my teeth against it.
    There it was, in my mouth!
    All sweet and creamy.
    I was done.


    *And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies*
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    It was laying limp in my hand.
    It was very long, kind of thin.
    I slid it between my fingers
    until I got to the end of it.
    I was turning it on.
    It became firm in my hands,
    and the end was wet.
    Then it got very hard
    and began gushing out of the tip.


    *Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.*
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    I knew it could be done.
    I wanted to try
    but I didn't know if I could do it.
    I called my friend.
    He said he knew how to do it
    and would teach me.
    He put his arms around me and started.
    I watched nervously in the mirror.
    He finally finished and pulled back slowly.
    I felt relieved that it was over.


    *I hate neckties.*
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    It looked warm and dark,
    and juicy and inviting.
    I wasn't sure just what
    I wanted to do with it.
    I carefully pulled it apart
    with my fingers to look into it better.
    I knew how great it would be
    if I just started eating it.


    *But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.*
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    MORAL?

    It is not the word that corrupts the mind,
    but the mind that corrupts the word.
    Last edited by Nikeisha Toussaint; 01-20-2007 at 12:07 AM.

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