Irreplaceable” rewritten by Clay Cane, dedicated with love to Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton

To the left, to the left…
To the left, to the left …

Mmmm, to the left, to the left
Everything Hill owns in the box to the left
All the people, they’re Barack’s votes
Yes, he won it, ####################, don’t touch (don’t touch!)

And keep using those tears, that’s fine
Could you cry and walk, at the same time?
It’s Obama’s name, whippin’ that ass

Tax returns missing and now you have no cash

Bill Clinton’s on YouTube, telling me
Obama’s “fairytale” news, talking ’bout
“Jesse Jackson won South Carolina too”

I knew he was racist!

You must not know ’bout Obama
You must not know ’bout Obama
We wouldn’t have another Clinton for a minute
Matter fact, Barack will be here in a minute (BAY-BAY)

You must not know ’bout Obama
You must not know ’bout Obama
We don’t want you here for tomorrow
You should’ve never for a second got to thinkin’
You were irreplaceable…

Ten losses, right in a row
Your campaign’s fired so take Chelsea home

Oops! You thought that we didn’t know

What do you think we’re voting you out for?

Because you were untrue…
Voting for Iraq and Iran with the power we gave you
Healthcare shouldn’t be mandatory

You bombed on healthcare in ‘93!

Standing with Maxine Waters, telling me
“No experience”, how ’bout…
He’s got more bills passed than you!
The First Lady is twisted…

You must not know ’bout Obama

You must not know ’bout Obama
We wouldn’t have another Clinton for a minute
Matter fact, Barack will be here in a minute (BAY-BAY)

You must not know ’bout Obama
You must not know ’bout Obama
We don’t want you here for tomorrow
You should’ve never for a second got to thinkin’
You were irreplaceable…

Now Negros aren’t your everything (not Maya)
I knew we were nothing (not Magic)

Nothing at all to you (not 50, not Whoopi)
Latinos are leaving you too
“Adios Señorita Hill!”
‘Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you is so easy

To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left

Mmmm, to the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left

You should’ve never for a second got to thinking
You were irreplaceable…

You must not know ’bout Obama
You must not know ’bout Obama
We wouldn’t have another Clinton for a minute
Matter fact, Barack will be here in a minute (BAY-BAY)

You must not know ’bout Obama
You must not know ’bout Obama

We don’t want another Clinton for tomorrow

You should’ve never for a second got to thinking…

You must not know ’bout Obama
You must not know ’bout Obama
We wouldn’t have another Clinton for a minute
Matter fact, Barack will be here in a minute (BAY-BAY)

You can pack all your bags, you’re finished (you must not know ’bout Obama)

‘Cause you bombed Iraq, now lay in it (you must not know ’bout Obama)
We don’t want you here for tomorrow
You should’ve never for a second got to thinkin’
You were irreplaceable…

Rewrote by Clay Cane