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    I'm going on a date tonight...

    i need some advice.
    it's been so long since i been on a real date.

    what are the do's and the don'ts?

    only thing i remember is that if he buy me lobster i have to give up the poomtang.

    what else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    i need some advice.
    it's been so long since i been on a real date.

    what are the do's and the don'ts?

    only thing i remember is that if he buy me lobster i have to give up the poomtang.

    what else?
    don't wear any underwear...they only get in the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    i need some advice.
    it's been so long since i been on a real date.

    what are the do's and the don'ts?

    only thing i remember is that if he buy me lobster i have to give up the poomtang.
    what else?

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    if he let's you get "extra" anything (sauce, cheese, drinks, ice etc.) then you must be his love slave for the rest of the night.. hey the economy sucks right now lol.. have fun

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    DONT WHERE THOSE STARBUrst PANTIES

    Live your Life!
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    please grease yuh knuckles fuh once and put some dax on dat new growth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    i need some advice.
    it's been so long since i been on a real date.

    what are the do's and the don'ts?

    only thing i remember is that if he buy me lobster i have to give up the poomtang.

    what else?


    Dont drop the soap ...

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    My Heart bkhoney's Avatar bkhoney is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by DADDY MAGYVER
    DONT WHERE THOSE STARBUrst PANTIES

    what about my Juicy Fruit ones?

    dougla - i'll even shave them yo

    can have some advice please. gosh!

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    Whose YO DADDY..^ DADDY MAGYVER is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    what about my Juicy Fruit ones?

    dougla - i'll even shave them yo

    can have some advice please. gosh!
    drink a bottle of peardrax b4 u go out

    it will help with the butterflies in yuh stomach
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    You worserer than I Essiquibo's Avatar Essiquibo is offline
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    doan have all yuh armpit hair hanging over de lobster

    never kiss on the first date unless he already did the stink finger test.

    sit in the carseat, dont fall in it like my granny.

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    ThE pOsT JaCkInG aSsAsSiN Notorious's Avatar Notorious is offline
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    I have another one...... HIDE DA Pork!!! :fayh

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    DO bring your own condoms...

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    Quote Originally Posted by socadiva05
    DO bring your own condoms...
    its so funny the wasnt the first thing said.
    i havent been on a date in years......years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    My Heart bkhoney's Avatar bkhoney is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by socadiva05
    DO bring your own condoms...


    so i really am supposed to give up the punaninani?

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