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    You worserer than I Essiquibo's Avatar Essiquibo is offline
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    I was just asked to join the geek squad!!!!YES!

    There's this bar in downtown brooklyn that holds competitions between groups of people that come together in the name of useless knowledge. I've been asked to join their team.

    so help me full my brain by posting the useless knowledge you have stored over the years.

    i'll share one: elephants can be dead while standing!
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    there really is a such thing as a mutant see thru roach wit humps on its back.
    i saw it wit my own two eyes

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    I thought you were talking about the Best Buy IT team...lol.

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    You are soooooooooooo cooooooollllllllll!!!!!!!!! (I really mean that )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Essiquibo
    There's this bar in downtown brooklyn that holds competitions between groups of people that come together in the name of useless knowledge. I've been asked to join their team.

    so help me full my brain by posting the useless knowledge you have stored over the years.

    i'll share one: elephants can be dead while standing!
    Really

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    aligators have broad mouths while crocs have longer mouth

    just ah way to identify them

    i thaught this tread was bout that geek squad advert

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    Whatever Lola wants... GoldenBrown's Avatar GoldenBrown is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Essiquibo
    There's this bar in downtown brooklyn that holds competitions between groups of people that come together in the name of useless knowledge. I've been asked to join their team.

    so help me full my brain by posting the useless knowledge you have stored over the years.

    i'll share one: elephants can be dead while standing!
    That is very cool. I am full of useless knowledge so I'll post a few things as the days go by. I can't make any long posts now because I'm supposed to be writing a paper and Imix distracts me too much!

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    Killer whales are not, technically, whales. They are orcas, a relative of the porpoise and the dolphin.

    If you stroke a shark from nose to tail, it is smooth. If you stroke it the other way, it is rough, and on some species, can even give you hand lacerations.

    Elephants are the only land mammals that can't jump.
    More about elephants: If you add up the circumference of two feet, you get exactly the elephant's height. (?!)

    Your foot is nearly the same length as your forearm as measured from the inside of the elbow to the wrist.

    In 10 minutes, a hurricane expends more energy than all of the nuclear weapons in the world combined.

    On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

    90% of all New York cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

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    Baby Luv Sencia's Avatar Sencia is offline
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    Rats and horses can't vomit.

    "The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

    Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

    A lot of photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

    Cat's urine glows under a black light

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    Dippity Doo-Dah SeReNDiPiTy is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sencia
    Rats and horses can't vomit.

    "The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

    Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

    A lot of photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

    Cat's urine glows under a black light

    *DEAD*

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    You worserer than I Essiquibo's Avatar Essiquibo is offline
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    i gonna win that 1000 bucks.

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