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    I drank milk cuz i have heartburn

    now i'm at my desk farting up a storm and my co-worker keep turning around and rolling her eyes at me

    what she want me to do?

    i probably should apologize cuz it do smell like road kill over here

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    DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    my head hurts now

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    now i'm at my desk farting up a storm and my co-worker keep turning around and rolling her eyes at me

    what she want me to do?

    i probably should apologize cuz it do smell like road kill over here

    Go to the bathroom nasty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XtasyReds
    Go to the bathroom nasty!
    by the time i stand up it done come out already
    they fass like machine gun
    brat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-boom-poof

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    by the time i stand up it done come out already
    they fass like machine gun
    brat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-boom-poof
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    now i'm at my desk farting up a storm and my co-worker keep turning around and rolling her eyes at me

    what she want me to do?

    i probably should apologize cuz it do smell like road kill over here

    I bet yuh mudder real proud ah de way she bring up she nice girl chile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    by the time i stand up it done come out already
    they fass like machine gun
    brat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-boom-poof
    DOUBLE DEAD
    DEAD AGAIN FUH TRUUUUU

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinikiz
    I bet yuh mudder real proud ah de way she bring up she nice girl chile.
    *DEAD*

    that booga pluckin woman can tell me nuthin

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    by the time i stand up it done come out already
    they fass like machine gun
    brat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-boom-poof
    **DEAD**

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    by the time i stand up it done come out already
    they fass like machine gun
    brat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-boom-poof

    You need Jesus and a good dose of beano.

    I would not just be cutting my eye at you. I would be cursing you stinker than your poops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XtasyReds
    You need Jesus and a good dose of beano.

    I would not just be cutting my eye at you. I would be cursing you stinker than your poops.
    not possible
    i'm actually offending myself u know
    this don't make no damn sense
    u ever smell a dog fart?
    this 10 times worse
    imagine how my chair smell

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkhoney
    not possible
    i'm actually offending myself u know
    this don't make no damn sense
    u ever smell a dog fart?
    this 10 times worse
    imagine how my chair smell
    *breath less*

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    she need ah cork for she ass. She have no behavior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinikiz
    she need ah cork for she ass. She have no behavior.
    NONE AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinikiz
    she need ah cork for she ass. She have no behavior.
    a cork to keep that shit in?
    could u imagine what my breath would smell like?
    *faints*

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