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    Husbands are Husbands

    Wife: 'What are you doing?'

    Husband: Nothing.

    Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificatefor an
    hour.'

    Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

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    Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

    Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

    Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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    Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'

    Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

    Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

    Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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    Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your
    worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

    Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
    troubles.'

    Girl: 'We ll that's because we aren't married yet.'

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    Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
    give up my seat to a lady.'

    Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

    Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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    A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father
    hadn't left me a fortune?'

    'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

    The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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    A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
    joie de vivre

    carpe diem

    I can tell you a story bout my dyck but
    it would be way too long

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassette_craig View Post
    A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
    they all funny but this ^^^ is hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nica View Post
    they all funny but this ^^^ is hilarious
    yeah dats why i put it last dat one is crazy.
    joie de vivre

    carpe diem

    I can tell you a story bout my dyck but
    it would be way too long

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    Cervical Cancer MÉCHANT LOUP's Avatar MÉCHANT LOUP is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nica View Post
    they all funny but this ^^^ is hilarious

    yeh, that one was the icing on the cake.....
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    Everyone knows MÉCHANT LOUP is a jackass, but a pedophile? - Namey Namey

    MÉCHANT LOUP like women? The only thing MÉCHANT LOUP like more than hearing that a blackman was gunned down by cops, is a hairy man ass. - Namey Namey


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