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    How To Tell If You Need A Pray..................

    HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK -

    When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
    everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s..t out of her"...
    You need to pray at work.

    When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and
    you think, "what the f..k do they want now?".....
    You need to pray at work.

    When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,
    "which one of you sons of b#@#es turned off my computer?"...
    You need to pray at work.

    When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person
    comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to throw a
    stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.

    When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that
    crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this want now?" and you try to
    hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.

    When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the
    first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my ass!!"
    You need to pray at work.

    When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood
    for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and
    you say "that lazy bastard"..... .You need to pray at work.

    When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
    paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
    think, "sorry ass M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.

    If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping,
    or flattening someone's tires that you work with......
    You need to pray at work.

    If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
    because you know it's going to lead to their life story.... You need to pray at work.

    LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

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    Fa real let us bow our heads....that last one is all me!

    damn man always askin me how was my weekend so he could go into how he bull dat man and dat man like i want to hear about his homosexual frolics...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CocaColaBockle
    Fa real let us bow our heads....that last one is all me!

    damn man always askin me how was my weekend so he could go into how he bull dat man and dat man like i want to hear about his homosexual frolics...
    Today I am all of the above!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TruTriniBeauty
    HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK -

    When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
    everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s..t out of her"...
    You need to pray at work.

    When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and
    you think, "what the f..k do they want now?".....
    You need to pray at work.

    When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,
    "which one of you sons of b#@#es turned off my computer?"...
    You need to pray at work.

    When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person
    comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to throw a
    stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.

    When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that
    crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this want now?" and you try to
    hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.

    When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the
    first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my ass!!"
    You need to pray at work.

    When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood
    for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and
    you say "that lazy bastard"..... .You need to pray at work.

    When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
    paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
    think, "sorry ass M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.

    If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping,
    or flattening someone's tires that you work with......
    You need to pray at work.

    If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
    because you know it's going to lead to their life story.... You need to pray at work.

    LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS
    damn I need to pray from the time I walk in until the time I reach home then

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