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    Angry How not to approach a Yardman

    1. Don't come up behind a Yardman and grab his ass.
    3. Don't be oversensitive. Yardmen are blunt.
    4. Don't ask a yardman personal questions like "are you married or have a girlfriend?" off the bat.
    5. Don't act like a virgin.
    6. Don't ask us anything that involves when, how and where.
    7. Don't ask for our number but we will take yours.
    8. Don't ask us to dance when Soca music playing.
    9. Wait for us to offer you drink, don't beggy beggy.
    10. Don't try talk patwa when you find out you lucked out and found a yardie.
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    last night's date didnt go so well I see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LB View Post
    last night's date didnt go so well I see.
    Yardman don't date, Okay Knight rider?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Georgeflash View Post
    Yardman don't date, Okay Knight rider?
    And what you wouldnt do to be knighted
    ~ If you make the mountain any bigger you wont be able to move it later

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    Anyway George I never had to approach none ah yuh yet... unu seem to come find me ROFL
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    Quote Originally Posted by LB View Post
    And what you wouldnt do to be knighted
    Yardman nuh bow or get pon dem knees suh mi could neva get Knighted.
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    Great...keep up the good work!

    It's clear now why 98% of the yaad' women I date, say they they have stopped dating yaad' man for years, and will never date a yaad' man ever again.

    Thanks, GFag...non-yaadie' men across the globe appreciate your efforts. Puh yur Guiness' tuh di SKY!
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    MÉCHANT LOUP a battyman. - Namey Namey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Georgeflash View Post
    Yardman nuh bow or get pon dem knees suh mi could neva get Knighted.
    Well then you get to not doing any serious riding. Good on you!
    ~ If you make the mountain any bigger you wont be able to move it later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insidious View Post

    It's clear now why 98% of the yaad' women I date,
    You can't use fag hags to gauge Jamaican women.

    Okay why are you males so threatened by the fact that Jamaican men stay in high demand. They always have and always will kind of like latin men. You guys need to stop being bitter and find a new angle... like ... "Baby I can go shopping with you and help you pick out shoes..." ... that kinda shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TweetaFineeta View Post
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    Anyway George I never had to approach none ah yuh yet... unu seem to come find me ROFL
    And this yes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TweetaFineeta View Post
    You can't use fag hags to gauge Jamaican women.

    Okay why are you men so threatened by the fact that Jamaican men stay in high demand. They always have and always kind of like latin men. You guys need to stop being bitter and find a new angle... like ... "Baby I can go shopping with you and help you pick out shoes..." ... that kinda shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LB View Post
    Well then you get to not doing any serious riding. Good on you!
    Time longer dan rope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TweetaFineeta View Post
    You can't use fag hags to gauge Jamaican women.

    Okay why are you males so threatened by the fact that Jamaican men stay in high demand. They always have and always will kind of like latin men. You guys need to stop being bitter and find a new angle... like ... "Baby I can go shopping with you and help you pick out shoes..." ... that kinda shit.

    where did you get that GROSS EXAGGERATION from?

    is that the case in Ontario?

    and, why go with her shopping...when you can just tell her to undress, open the box and tell her to put them on?
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    MÉCHANT LOUP like women? The only thing MÉCHANT LOUP like more than hearing that a blackman was gunned down by cops, is a hairy man ass. - Namey Namey


    MÉCHANT LOUP a battyman. - Namey Namey

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    Quote Originally Posted by LB View Post
    And this yes!

    Well, yaad' men...have been known as SCAVENGERS....*shrug*
    Girly boy why do you get such a kick out of dissing women? - Namey Namey

    You don't act proper, you just act angry. You act like a angry racist white new york cop.-Namey Namey


    Everyone knows MÉCHANT LOUP is a jackass, but a pedophile? - Namey Namey

    MÉCHANT LOUP like women? The only thing MÉCHANT LOUP like more than hearing that a blackman was gunned down by cops, is a hairy man ass. - Namey Namey


    MÉCHANT LOUP a battyman. - Namey Namey

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    Insidious is a pre-op transexual.
    One of those people born in the wrong body or whatever.

    So Tweeta, he really wants to be female and is quite envious of natural born women. He probably would love to go shopping with you.
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